jebodiah - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hay everwon my name is jebodiah an i am a cool dood that drives arond all over the plase. i moestly enjoy arm raslin, drinken, smokin dope, and drivin fast. i hang out at the arcade and kik kids ases at duble dragin. thin i taek ther corders an play daytona usa. i smoke them marburo reds not them faggity lites.wanna git in a fite sometime? i like me a good fight or a arm rassle. i got in a fite with the cops won time and they tasered me. they was this one time, i fount a bottle of wisky baside the rode. that was the best day a my life. this one time i fighted with this dude and bustid his nose and he ran oft. sometimes i hear this voyse thet tels me to start fires. sometimes its a invizabul dog thet tels me to start fires. i aent seen the invesabel dog much no more but i bin seain thease smoak pepel that try an atack me. i burnt down a barn won time. i stoled some gasolene out of this doodes camarow an startid a fire with it. i aint alowid in the wal mart no more. i liek to go down by the rever an drenk beer. i fighted with this dood won time bacause i wanted his gerlfrind. she thawt i was cool an hot but after i kicked her boyfrends ass she woodent talk to me no more. she was a bich anyway. i like good music like kidrok an skinnerd and motly cruew. i hate that qweer music thet peepil listin to nowa days.yoo shood add me to yore frinds list an send me a messidge to say hello. everwon wonts to be my frend bacause i am reel cool and stuf reed my blorgs an stuf.

My Interests

smokin, drinkin, huffin, lookin at porno, rebildin a engine on a camaro, given my sealf tatos. shootin my 30-30 at rats at the dump. goin to the gas stashun an scrachin off the faces of them stickers thats got a picher of a cop tellin you not to steel gas. fitin with stranjers.

I'd like to meet:

the rock mister t them guys in molly hachit dirty harry mitalica an van dam and rambo an this won dood i seen that had part a his foot missen. i seen him win i was a litel boy an i was to scard to talk to him but i afrad no more. i wood even fite that dood now cawse i aent a frade.

Music:

all the good stuffskinerd, kidrock, trixster, warrent, enufz znuff, slotter, the fog hats,that band thet dos radar love, axxept, kix, pantara, mitalicka, acdc, judis preast, arn maydin, mc hamer

Movies:

man that materx is sum fuked up shit. i like that their die hard stuf to. rambo an that othir rambo movy were he was a truker thet arm raseld. vandam stuf were he kiks ass. i liek thet fast an fures movie to. an that won movy were thay all are hitin each other.

Television:

wwe rasslin, renagade, the fall guy, racin, walkir texis ranger. weel a fortchen, spider man. peepels cort. dukes a hazert, famly ties.

Books:

magazeen with wimen and cars on the front. husler. that book thets got how to take a engin apart in it. any book thet i can beet somwons ass with or throw at thim an hert them. the books in the liberry thets got them pichers paintid of nekked fat wimon. also the librery books that got pichers of anamals atackin an eatin other anamils in it.

Heroes:

vandam rambo hulk hogin kid rock that guy on the insid covir of the led zeplin zoso hes a badass an that dood with part a his foot gone.

My Blog

the eegel

hay everwon i been havin a big eegal follower me arond an tryin to kil me. its rill big like the sise a van an it flys out a the sky an trys to grab me. it suks bacawse i never no win its gonto com af...
Posted by jebodiah on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:40:00 PST

i am gonto be a cartunest

hay everbudy i am goto be a cartunest i ben drawen stuf an it is funy as shit i laff my ass off win i reed thim that are rill good. i started drawen stuf win i was a littel boy an i wanted to be a car...
Posted by jebodiah on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

tv show

hay i thank i fighered out life an its that we are all tv shows. i thank somwon is wachin us on tv somwere. i desided that my tv show wil be abot me raomin the earth doin stuf. i alreddy had some good...
Posted by jebodiah on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:34:00 PST

landfeel

i ben seain the smoak pepel thet look like peepel wit dog heds thats made a smoak.the smoak peepel tode me to put my hands in the fire i startd in the parken lot a the old lows bild...
Posted by jebodiah on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:33:00 PST

jebodiah is bak yore dead!

hay everwon im bak from the ded i thank ater i poasted that last blerg a bowt the jumbled words i went to bahind this chiken farm in the woods an i layed down an sleaped. it felt liek i sleaped a bowt...
Posted by jebodiah on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

its a lenerack

i got a swoled up hed an fase my nose keaps bleaden its a lenerdact. i got rat in the dase wit the bord an now its a darndarkced i veelgleb an now my hed herts i sleeped for 2 or 4 ...
Posted by jebodiah on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

goin to get hit on the hed with a bord

hay everwon i lost my bet an i am goin to git hit in the hed with a bord. this dood named loois is the won i bet with an tomorow mornin he is goin to hit me with a bord. we bet i cood git 2 thowsind f...
Posted by jebodiah on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

went back to jale

hay everbody its me jebodiah i wint bak to jale for 3 days i am in mishagin i thank. i was walken owt by this bar an i seen this dood was looken at me so i fited him an beet him up somwon caled the co...
Posted by jebodiah on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

worning dont drank rubben alcahal

did yoo no that you cant drank rubben alcohal?i drenked some an keeped on throwen up but i thout it was the appels i fount on the ground under the snow thet i was eaten that was maken me sick but the ...
Posted by jebodiah on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST

i am a eegel

hay everbody sinse i got hit by that car i bin haveing reely weerd dreems were i turn into a eegel an i fly a round an i can pick peepel up with my claws an drop them. but anyways i dint go back to th...
Posted by jebodiah on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST