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About Me

Someone asked me the other day if I was a tattoo artist. I can't honestly say that I am, but I can go out and buy some markers that I'll use to playfully draw all over you with. Will stick figures be okay? I don't think Crayola makes enough colors for me to replicate the Sistine Chapel.

I treat myself to a wide range of subjects. I picked up a book on photography and was especially interested in the fun one could have by experimenting with shutter speed. The Mapplethorpe book certainly gave me a rise, too.

(ah-Ha-Ha)

I took a little time off to visit my Phriends and Phamily in the Philadelphia area. I did everything from see the Salvador Dali exhibit to grabbing a few drinks on South Street (TRANSLATION: Mmm ... lots and lots of Yuengling beer served up cold at the 700 CLUB).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman who wants to save the rain forest. People who hate shows hosted by Robin Leech as much as I do. Anyone who understands the importance of them making a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite (but only as long as it doesn't suck like Caddyshack II did relative to Caddyshack I).

Anybody willing to hire me for a writing gig.

I'll like you if you find wonder in the dandelion that managed to push its way through the crack in the sidewalk.

Lewis N. Clark (I bet he drives an Explorer)

If you're absolutely dying to see some videos that I'm interested in or you like my PlayList so much that you require more music, then feel free to stop by my other profile at myspace.com/irequirewhatidesire.com

People who realize that taxpayer money must not be used to line the pockets of greedy corporations; it should instead go towards improving the maternal health of those suffering in Iraq and Afghanistan. There is no reason why a pregnant woman should have to walk 35 miles just so she can get inadequate care at a crumbling hospital.

I'd also like to meet the ghost of my 4th grade teacher, Mr. McCloskey, because I never got a chance to say ... goodbye.

My Blog

Going Downtown To The Underground

I know Georgia.Georgia knows Christa.Christa used to have a boyfriend &Now they're no longer together, and now Christa has to find another place. * Trips to Chinatown were best appreciated when the fi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:53:00 GMT

The Truthiness Of It All

Unless you've committed the unpardonable sin of not owning cable, or if you don't really like to laugh, it's probably unlikely that you're aware of what's taking place on America's top comedy channel....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Stories From Around The World ... And Other Places

For those of you keeping track, I recently attended my third wedding in three years. I still can't figure out why these events are never held within driving distance. Colorado was Col...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:15:00 GMT

Philadelphia Vice

I never thought it would happen to me. As simple as that sentence sounds, and as big of a cliché as it is, it's something that each and every one of us blurts out whenever we're faced with a sho...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:14:00 GMT

I Have A Thing For Asia

Man, if I had to name one continent that really just does it for me, there's no question which one I'd pick: Asia. It just drives me wild. I know that a lot of my friends still don't get it, and I've ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:43:00 GMT

The New Face Of America?

Justina wrote: Myspace is truly a sign of the end of the world. Have you ever surfed this site? Kids are fucking scary these days. No, I haven't really surfed the web in that sense, but I think ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:45:00 GMT

World Cup Fever!

It's CONTAGIOUS! ... and there's NO CURE! Jump UP and ... Huh? What? The US was eliminated by Ghana ??! I guess there's a cure after all.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:02:00 GMT

Keanu Hear Me Now?

There are many ways to live. On the one extreme is the attitude that it's okay to sit on the couch for 84 years watching television, to never go out, and to prefer to be alone. On the othe...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 20:28:00 GMT

NOW PLAYING

Something to look forward to when you subscribe to my blog: IT BEGAN AS A MUNDANE ONLINE JOURNAL UNTIL IT GREW AND GREW INTO A TOXIC MESS OF WORTHLESS WORDS AND PICTURES ... AND NOW IT CAN'T BE ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 22:42:00 GMT

Food For Thought (Version 2.0)

I busted out my calculator to answer a question that's been plaguing the human race for centuries: What do you do when you live in a country that has over a billion people yet doesn't have enou...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 22:37:00 GMT