Doc Croc

I'd like to meet:

Splinter and his teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter is a good friend, but those turtles... everyone knows what fucking teenagers are like. I'd like the meet the Rat King... I've heard so much about him, maybe he can train my rat friends and teach them a little fucking etiquette. C.H.U.D's, I'd like to meet one of those mutations. Mutated drunks and homeless bums turned into Cannibals that stalk the sewers by toxic waste dumped into my sewer. How else do you think I turned into a walking talking croc with a wit as sharp as a rapier? Oh yeah, CHUD stands for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Like the film. I'd also like to meet: Drunks, random freaks, mentally ill idiots, lunatics, Old Age Pensioners suffering from some form of disease, slags, prostitutes, drug dealers, puppets, weird looking foreign ethnics, paraplegics, Albinos, spastics, exhibitionists, aristocrats, astronauts, women with hardly any clothes on/voluptuous with big tits, zombies, people who can insult properly, lotharios, bigots, throwbacks, fat people with hardly any/no balance, inbreds, mutants, siamese twins, female porn stars, gangsters, that gremlin thing from The Twilight Zone film, drug addicts, trolls, any other mythical creature of doom/death, heavy metal bands, a one-armed man, religious nutters, butch lesbians, libertines, talking inanimate objects, tattooed lepers, ghosts, farm animals, your mother, aliens, Timmy Mallett, criminals, cavemen, film stars, the moon, etc... you get the picture.People I don't want to meet: Emo kids, whingy bastards,normal people, boring people, faggots, mangy mongrels, people who arse rape people for popularity (God help us all). And last of all, people who take themselves too seriously. They're not cunts... they're pussies. Doc Croc --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

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