Cletus

***Big News**** I haven't been around much lately because I been in some legal trouble. Seems as though dog fightin aint looked highly upon in the United States no more. This sure aint the country my daddy grew up in. Course, I dont know my daddy...so I may be lyin. Either way, I was working for this nice guy named Mike on the weekends. I sold him some weed a few times, we smoked up and he told me he played quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. Well, I figured he was a football or basketball player, because he is a large black man with a lot of money. And since he was buying his weed from me, I knew he wasn't slinging rock. Either way, we all know there aint no black quarterbacks, so I figured I was so high he said cornerback. So before I knew it, I was working for Mike Vick, Cornerback for the Atlanta Falcons. On the weekends he have me come down and prep the dogs before their big fights. We'd tie some bacon to my limbs and I'd run around silly. Shit, I got away about half the time...its tough to catch a methed out skinny white boy with nothing to lose. It sounds like a shitty job, but it payed well, I got me some exercise and when I got bit Mike would stich me up himself. Well, we all got pinched. I woulda been out on bail the same night if it wadn't for the meth they found stuck up my butt. From now on, I dont trust no dogs. So, I been held up waiting for my hearing. As you can see by my newest "Top Friends", I've met a lot of great people in the slammer. Most of them are loners cus they touch little kids, but hey, little kids need lovin too. And so do I, and who better to give me a hummer than a homosexual child predator just trying to stay alive.Anyway, I might be going away again for a long while. In fact, Im thinking of closing down my MySpace. I dont think I can keep up with all of ya while Im gone. They say they got one computer in the Penitentiary, but you gotta do all sorts of community service hours to use it. Fuck that! Well, if you want me to keep this shit going for when I get out, let me know. Otherwise...Cletus is going down.As Lynyrd Skynyrd said, Im a simple man. I live in West Virginia with my wife Charlene and our three kids, Cletus Jr., Roxanne, and Elvis. I may be married, but the wife doesn't know about myspace. So any ladies want a rigerous rogering...hit me up.I work for the city cleaning the septic tanks. The pay is alright, but the people are the shit. At the end of a long day nothin is better than sittin in front of the double wide, sippin a Bud Heavy, smokin a Red and watchin Charlene wash the Chevy.Im lookin to meet some lovely ladies that want some quick nasty lovin. No strings attached though, the ladies tend to fall in love with me a little too easily. I love anal, sex toys and im not afraid of the strap on. Guys, I dont swing that way but if you're into pounding brews and tag teamin bitches...lets find some pussy!