MY HERO ROCK BITER!
My Family Photos
My
Family Photos :)
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Hi
there...this is my brother... Mom said he got all the good looks and no brains.
He has a stomach ulcer.
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This
is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says
with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.
This
is my 2nd brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not
allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.
My
grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes
to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies
are terrible.
My
mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal
Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.
My
younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after
mom made a and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.
We
are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor
and can write his own name.
This
is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different.
She has a disease that makes her itch.
Jethro
is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once
went 53 days without taking a bath.
This
is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to
be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.
This
is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers
in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.
This
is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the
interstate. I still wear his underwear.
These
are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we
can't throw heavy stuff no more.
Jake
holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot
and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.
My
uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in
life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department
store.
This
is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet
is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes
and he always stinks like rotten cheese.
This
is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical
history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.
My
great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a
bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.
One
of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart
alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.
This
is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one
day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from
the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.
We
found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him
how to use toilet paper.
This
is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day.
He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.
Walt
dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing
grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.
This
is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city.
He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested
on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.
Uncle
Matt was just released from prison. Matt wants to be a Preacher at our
local church.
This
is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He
hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court
for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.
My
half brother JimBob and his wife. She is pretty i think. They raise Possum
in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.
My Family Photos
My
Family Photos Part II :)
Hi there...it is me again... a lot of pictures have been taken so I put together a new album. I hope you enjoy.
This is my uncle simons. His name isnt really simons but he wishes to be called that because he wants to be like the famous fitness man that goes by the same name i think.
This
is my new step brother stevo. He isn't making a face in this picture.
He actually suffers from a disease in his rear end that makes him constantly
hold himself from having a bowel movement. If he isnt careful he will
have a bowel movement anywhere he sits down.
This
is my new brother in law. A lot of people think he is a slow learner but
he is really very smart. He knows how to count cards and wins lots of
money in big casinos all over the world.
This
is my aunt Laura Lee. She is moving to hollywood to be a famous movie
star. My mom and everyone sais that she looks a lot like Marilyn Monroe.
This
my moms new boyfriend. He is really into exercising and he works at our
school as a gym teacher. He can slam dunk really high.
This
is my brother douglass. He was a magician until he got sent to jail. He
used to do magic tricks with mice and sqirrels in front of all the little
kids in my neighborhood.
This
is my sisters new boyfriend. He works on a farm. He is really good at
tending the livestock. He usually smells like poo whenever he comes over.
This
is my uncle Al. He is always telling jokes and smiling. He works at the
town bank. People like him a lot. He is one of the best bank tellers is
what I hear.
This
is my best friend kyle. He taught me how to make internet pages. He is
really smart and gets a lot of girls.
This
is Buck. He is our neighbor. He fixes cars up in town. Last year he was
struck by a lightning bolt.
This
is the best photo I could get. This is Rodney. He lives with us for right
now. He has a very long neck from eating too much beef jerky. He doesn't
like when people take his picture.
This
is Nick. He used to be my best friend but he stole my girlfriend from
me. I don't like him anymore.
This
is Jamall. He took my sister to this years prom. My dad doesn't like him
because he says he has a flip mouth and a bad attitude. My sister says
she is going to have a baby with him.