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Ivar

My name is Ivar, I live in Rockford, Illinois

About Me

I am a single white male. I enjoy shopping at Wal-Mart, K-Mart, and sometimes Dollar General. I usually hit LT's Bar and Grill or the Rockford Speedway or Big Foots or Monkey Business when me and my son feel the need to leave "the internet" aka the web.I like Rusty Nail, too. Good brew, easier women.My favorite places to eat our Old Country Buffet or Perkins now. Honestly, I'm just your average aged hipster. It's been awhle since I have had a date, so ladies.

My Interests

Cheap beer, breasts, women, sex, spending time with my son, hunting for deer and shaved beavers...in general just having a good time

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a lady, age and race doesn't manner. I like short hair, and I like big breasts. I don't mine a big behind, I am a big man, I can deal with it, trust me, ask my exes! I just want a casual encounter, nothing with any strings. I am no longer looking for a relationshops.

Music:

I love Johnny Cash

My Blog

Craigslist Whores

I have not taken a bite from this rotten fruit of the "craigslist whore". It's too damn expensive when I can go down to Sandy's Western Tap or Rusty Nail and fuck a chick in my truck, no rubber, for f...
Posted by Ivar on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:25:00 PST

I’ve been instructed to make another blog from Pete’s people

Look, we need support for my boy Pete. My Boy's MySpace, he keeps it tight! When I mean support, don't send money or anything. Let your hair go on for awhile, no braids. Wear a band aid under one of ...
Posted by Ivar on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

Free My Boy Pete

Pete's MySpace My boy is locked up in the joint. He kept it hood. Just keep my boy on your mind. ...
Posted by Ivar on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

Rockford Illinois

I am born, raised, and will probably die in Rockford, Illinois. I haven't left the stateline well...ever. And I am not planning on it.
Posted by Ivar on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

What happens jsut happens

Never believe a naked woman
Posted by Ivar on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

Fucking kids...

Stop messaging me about commenting your damn pictures or blog or whatever shit that's on these myspaces. I don't care about you. I actually am bored with the 16 yr olds that add me. You are immature a...
Posted by Ivar on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST

This Blog is for Steve, the Hater...You will wished you never messed with the Ivar!

Look at this stupid fucker. He comes emailing me with bullshit. Now I don't mind if the babes message me, because that's hot. But this bitch messages me with anger messages of jealousness and he just ...
Posted by Ivar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My son is still a damn virgin

Ok, Like I am going to use this to bitch. But my son, Eugene is a fucking virgin. I swear he spends 24 hours on the dam computer. Could he meet someone? No he hasn't. I heard people sold their virgini...
Posted by Ivar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST