Name: Jeb
Birthdate: janury=1=1969
Birthplace: estacda
Current Location: same ole town i grewed up in
Eye Color: blu
Hair Color: grayed
Height: tal
Weight: ima grizzly bear
Piercings: hecks no mama'd kill me
Tatoos: cum see fer urself
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i likes all the ladyz
Overused Phraze: get r dun
FAVORITES
Food: mamas home cook'n
Candy: rotts ur teef
Number: dont call me ill call u
Color: in the lines, im not a good colerer
Animal: sheep baby i like dem sheep
Drink: beer and whiskey
Alcohol Drink: more beer and whiskey
Bagel: huh
Letter: i cant write
Body Part on Opposite sex: hooters!!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: you mean cocaine no way not fer me
McDonalds or BurgerKing: huh! taco time
Strawberry or Watermelon: i like yer watermelens
Hot tea or Ice tea: ladys like tee
Chocolate or Vanilla vanniler
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: men drink coffee
Kiss or Hug: bear hug
Dog or Cat: sheep
Rap or Punk: country
Summer or Winter: shavin sheep in summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: no tv
Love or Money: whiskey and ladys
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i pass out
Most Missed Memory: i cant remember
Best phyiscal feature: my boday
First Thought Waking Up: who is this gal
Goal for this year: i uhh i uhh
Best Friends: who needs friens
Weakness: im strong
Fears: non
Heritage: white
Longest relationship: 25 minits
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: shur thang
Ever Smoked: sumetimes
Pot: flowers noway thats a ladys work
Ever been Drunk: rat now
Ever been beaten up: you trin to start a fight with me ill kick ur perdy lil ass
Ever beaten someone up: rat now
Ever Shoplifted: huh
Ever Skinny Dipped: im not very skinny
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:
Been Dumped Lately: i dumped manuer
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: too drunk to see most times
Favorite Hair Color: too drunk
Short or Long: long
Height: drunk
Style: drunk again
Looks or Personality: probly drunk
Hot or Cute hot assis
Drugs and Alcohol: whiskey
Muscular or Really Skinny: i like all ladys
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: nun
What country do you want to Visit: i live in da cuntry
How do you want to Die: im not gunna dy
Been to the Mall Lately: huh
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure do
Get along with your Parents: i love my ma and pa
Health Freak: Not so much
Do you think your Attractive: very
Believe in Yourself: drunk
Want to go to College: thers no way
Do you Smoke: o
Do you Drink: beer and whiskey
Shower Daily: monthy
Been in Love: every night
Do you Sing: like a fancy cuntry singr
Want to get Married: i like all ladys
Do you want Children: i havr 12
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 7 1/2
Hate anyone: lotsa folks
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I rally like ta meet a lady with morels who understnds a man needs ta be a man. not bothr me wen imtakn car of busnes. and is home watin fer me evry nite.