you're racist!!!

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet someone who's mean like me, someone,that loves seinfield, someone that would fuck the shit out of rachael ray then throw her out in the morning... no, someone that would throw her out of the car they fucked in. Someone who loves Bravo. Someone who loves volkswagens just because. Someone thats seen dirty dancing a bajillion times.. someone that says " a bajillion"- Someone who thinks rosie o'donnell should shut her fat mouth. someone that knows why marlboro reds are the white trashiest of all cigarettes. someone who thinks jo was the most badass facts of life girl there ever was..someone who gets high on life ..or numb to it with prescriptions. Someone that loves Howard Stern, and ketchup. Someone that doesn't talk louder to immigrants thinking they'll understand better. Someone with an awesome scar, and a story to go with it. Someone who still thinks "have you seen my baseball is funny". Someone who thinks george michael needs to make a comeback for the sake of humanity...that chinese girl from greys anatomy... Someone that doesn't give a shit how much gas costs, or what the fuck is going on in iraq...

THE CAST OF THE NEXT REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE :

Music:

HowManyOfMe.com

There is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

Movies:

Television:

hardcore pay per view pornography.

Books:

your mom...on tape.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.