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Herbert

you do it in the impolite way......be whoever.

About Me

I like to work on my truck everyday. One day I want to go to a big school and meet a beautiful girl like mama. I like computers. One time I took a cold shower with my dad because I wouln't take a shower for a week and my penis was really small. I have recently started my new shoe collection. I have all sorts of shoes and they are really cool. At night I like to go up to each one and smell it. Sometimes me and Jeb put on blind folds and smell the shoes and try to guess which one it is. I am getting better at the game and when i beat jeb he beats me in the face with mamas work boots. Jeb is training to become a cage fighter for ultimate fighting champonship. Sometimes when I get done taking a dump I smell my fingers. My doog likes to smell them too. For some reason Jeb always asks me if i have ever seen a grown man naked. I dont no what he meens buy it. I have ben saving old coffee cans to start a drum set. I want to be in a band and if you want to join you can. It is going to be realy fun and we R going to be rich. I can then by mama all the burger king she wants. we eat their everyday untl our our welfare runs out. In a coulpe of days we are moving to a double wide. I cant wait. all that room for me and Jeb to play the shoe smelling game. We might even get a color tv with cable.

My Interests

I like to work on my truck. I am training to be a taxidermist so I can stuff all the animals I slaughter on the family farm. I want to have a petting zoo when I at mamas house when she is dead. I am going to be rich from it. It is fun to shapen all of my knifes. Sometimes me and Jem through them at each other but mama gets mad.

I'd like to meet:

Ted Bundie, Charles Manson, Hitler, Saddam Hussain, John Wayne Gasey, Satan, Son of Sam, Jack The Ripper, Jeffery Dalmer, Hanniable Lector, Ed Geene, and home less people

Music:

Rob Zombie, Maralyn Manson.

Movies:

Son of Sam, Psycho, The Zodiac, The Exorsist, Summer of Sam, The Blood and The Body, The Shining, The Only Living Witness, Gacy, Signature Killers, Jack the Ripper, Portrait of a Serial killer, Torture Garden, Saw, Red Dragon, and Hannibal.

Books:

How to Get away with Murder, The Silent Killers, Serial Killers, Inside the Mind of a Serial killer, Cleaning up the Crime scene, How to Run if the FBI is on Your Trail, Ted Bundies Greatest Murder, How Charles Manson almost got away, Son of Sam, Jack the Ripper and How he did it, How to get Rid of Human Remains, and The A to Z Encylopedia of Seria Killers.

Heroes:

Teb Bundy, Jack The Ripper, Charles Manson, Joe Coleman, Carl Panzram, John Wayne Gasy, Albert Fish, and Ed Gein.