Arkansaw Pete

Hay mie names Jimbob peeple call me Arkansaw Pete fur short. I live in Arkansaw with my stripper girlfrind her names Ginger butt her striper names Betty Jean in oner of her mom. The place were she werks is a combonashun strip club and donut shop called Tits and Holes. I have 37 pitbulls plus about a hundrid puppies there worth 6 thowsand dollers each but I sale them for the low low price of 250 bucks. I got a awesome tatoo on my chest it the Amerika flag. I useta have all seven toes till I lost 2 of them in a fatal hunting axident. Im the ferst persun in my family to graduwait from middle skool so sometimes mie mom and her boyefrinds call me Robert Einstine like the famus sientist.