Cletus

the name is Cletus, I like to get all fucked up n do fucked up shit huh you know what ah mean. I like to shoot the shit down at Red's Saloon but they dont let me in dere no more since they caught me jerkin mah gherkin in the tollit. Ah caught the herpes bout a month ago but it dont bug me much so dont gurls wurry. Nowadays ah jus do odd jobs for booze change, ol lady cornhusk pays me five dollurs ta scrape er bunyans once er week. I mostly just fart around with this raggity sumbitch name willy, i found um under mah treller one night and he dont leave since den. but he dont talk much so i reckon i just let em be. I also live with mah brother eddie but he's dumb as a Ox Fart and jus sits round the damn couch all day.. I like dem trellers on big stilts and ah lived on one fer a wile but got drunk an fell outter dah treller bout 60 feet or so. Ah turndid mah ol truck inta a log cabin treller and go n park the sumbitch up in de woods.

mah truck cabin