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Hott Carl

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is carl. I live at home. I love hotpockets and nick at nite. I have a pog collection that could fill a kiddie pool! I think Michael Jackson is innocent!!!!!! I love hot women so if you're hot, and you're a woman, contact me. I go hunting with my uncle and I like gutting fish. The smell of Diesel fuel gives me a boner. I keep a bottle of lotion next to my waterbed. *wink wink*. Jean Cluade Van Damme could kick Vin Diesel's ass anyday of the week!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot young ladies. My real father. Macy Grey (i got jungle fever) Video game lovers. hot ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!! send me a message!!

My Blog

i got my first job...

at KFC in Maple Grove. I got fired about 4 hours into my shift. I was breading the chicken and I thought about what it would feel like if my weiner was breaded. So the guy training me went to smoke an...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Aug 2004 19:26:00 GMT

this is all about me...

:x: name = hott carl johnson :x: nicknames = stud, g spot pleasurer :x: piercings = none, mom said no :x: tattoos = sometimes i draw a penis near my butt so i can imagine myself with another man :...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2004 19:16:00 GMT

i just got my first period.....

i feel like such a woman. my breasts are tender, and i'm really irritable.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2004 20:09:00 GMT

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Hey there friends and hot sluts. I went snowmobiling last night and it was the shiiiiiit. Afterwards me and my uncle made a batch of pizza rolls and watched will and grace. Then he went home. He s...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2004 18:52:00 GMT