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Jerry Lee

If idiots grew on trees, I'd be a toothpick makin' mother fucker!

About Me



..............................................Have y'all ever seen a female lephercan? If y'all have, let me know so I can catch it and fuck it. I'll split it with ya. I'm live and memorex. I try to live my life to the fullest, pay my dues and still keep my dick attached to me. I'm an active person. I don't like to sit around or fuck around. I don't start any shit, I don't take any shit. I'm a southern gentleman, until the GIN sets in. I have light blue eyes. 8 tattoos. I'm bassist for an upcomin' band called "Leonardo DaVinci and 17 Other Assholes", which will do southern rock covers, oldies like from the '50's to the '70's, some '80's, and some country, but with an umph. I LOVE the outdoors. I LOVE to cook. I'm a land surveyor/field engineer and a handy man with just about everything that has to do with buildin' somethin' or puttin' shit together and fixin' shit. I have 1 full time job and 2 part time jobs. MONEY TALKS, BULLSHIT FLIES!! Gotta make that money. I'm generally a smiley, happy go lucky kinda guy. I like sushi, Asian, Italian, and Southern Soul/Home cookin'. Hell, I like all of it. Kool-Aid and beer for the waterin' purposes. You cool with me, I'm cool with you. Respect me, I'll respect you. Appreciate me, I'll appreciate you. Fuck me? Fuck you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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My Interests



Boo-Boo at 13 months.R.I.P. - Tank : Half bull massiff and half pit bull, tan and white : breeded in Cali known for "TOXIC" breed. Two .44 magnum hollow points to take down. God rest his soul in dog heaven on November 19th, 2007."Li'l Jethro Tull"recon, construction layout surveyin', topography surveyin', dirt work, heavy equipment operatin' (bulldozers, bobcats, and lifts), paintin' (brush, roll, and spray), lawnwork, land scapin', (like buildin' gardens, beds, fountains, etc.), framework (corinse, like decks, patios, porches, garages, carports, cabinets, playgrounds, etc.), side work kinda shit, cookin', and watch folks eat that good shit I cooked, (especially on the grill), eatin', gettin' drunk, playin' golf, playin' bass, playin' sax, i'm pretty good on the pool table, repellin' off cliffs, hikin', buildin' motors (well, I have enough sense to take a bolt out and put it back where it came from and takin' somethin' off and replacin' it), weldin' (mig, tack, and some descent lookin'), drawin' & draftin' (mechanical and freehand), campin', canoein', hikin', swimmin', fishin', basically anything that has to do with the outdoors, some readin', writin' poems, watchin' movies, hangin' out with good people, just as long as there's no drama in the air, (THE STINCH IN THE AIR), when I say, "Somethin' stinks!", the I know there's some bullshit goin' on!!!!!!!!! I'll play dumb, but leave Boo-Boo the Fool in a box.

I'd like to meet:

....................Super Dave and Mr. Bill, Adam and Eve, (with my foot), and mother fuckers that don't bring ya down, don't FILL YOUR HEAD WITH DOUBT, and likes to have a good time without.........drama......

Music:

bad religion, nofx, snfu, pennywise, minor threat, bad brains, descendents, all, sex pistols, iggy pop, d.r.i., sucidial tendencies, no mercy, sepultura, system of a down, megadeth, metallica, venom, death angel, exodus, misfits, danzig, tool, green day, gwar, celtic frost, hell hammer, iron maiden, twisted sister, van halen, rancid, the transplants, L7, lunachicks, the donnas, pistol whipped, trigger happy, son of sam, pigface, ministry, my life with the thrill kill kult, KMFDM, fishbone, biohazard, corrosion of comformity, bloodhound gang, EPMD, NWA, q-tip, eric b and rakim, slick rick, public enemy, skinny pimp, 8ball and MJG, gimme sum family, 7 seconds, 666 mafia, slayer, pantera, snoop dogg, nate dogg, dr. dre, boss, gangsta nip, ghetto boys, sam and dave, isaac hayes, stevie ray vaughn, jimi hendrix, styx, steve miller band, zz top, eagles, hank williams sr., jr., and III, some marilyn manson, some white zombie, the drifters, trusty, impala, vandals, 10 foot pole, snuff, me first and the gimme gimmes, guns and wankers, sublime, primus, motley crue, some black sabbath, ozzy, warcry, inepsy, testament, obituary, the police, phil collins, iron butterfly, golden earring, kiss, robert cray, beastie boys, run DMC, revolting cocks, r.e.m., ice cube, ice t and bodycount, MDC, social distortion, creedence clearwater revival, b.b. king, barry white, velvet underground, the clash, the ramones, SOD, MOD, dead milkmen, dead kennedys, alice donut, operation ivy, funeral oration, tilt, mxpx, and many, many more.......

Television:


THE SIMPSONS!!!!!, Hell's Kitchen, Family Guy, So You Think You Can Dance (funny ass shit), Law and Order, cookin' and culinary shows, THE FOOD NETWORK, SPIKE, A&E, murder solvin' shows, watchin' the "watch out for the crazy ass bitches that'll kill your ass" forensic shows, fuck, whatever's good on!

Heroes:

MY GREAT, GREAT, GREAT UNCLE! Ain't that some shit. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, UNCLE JESSE JAMES!!!!
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