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Gregory

gregorypecktheman

My Interests

Music:

Iron Maiden, Happy Organ Rippers!!!!!, Soilwork, Inflames, Cannibal Corpse, Pantera, Mnemic, At The Gates, Sinergy, Children of Bodom, Lamb of God, ShadowsFall, Pig Destroyer, MushroomHead, Slipknot, Unearth, Trivium, Ice Fortress, DevilDriver, MegaDeth, Night Wish, Primus, Steel Prophet, Terror 2000. Funeral Rape, Six Feet Under, Zao, Mephisto, Fozzy, Stuck Mojo, Maggot Twat, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Iced Earth, Pearl Jam, Tears For Fears, Cradle of Filth, Candle Box, Bruce Dickinson, Bleeding Through, Carcass, Skinless, The Berzerker, Macabre and many more!

Movies:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Omen(Original, not the shitty new one), Story of Ricky, Grandma's Boy, The Host aka Gwoemul (Fucking awesome monster flick), War of the Worlds, Robo-Cop, Virus, The Program, The Crow, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, StarWars 1-6, Freaked, Hard to Kill, Side Kicks (Anything that Chuck Norris is in), Major Payne, Night of the Living Dead, Alien 1-4, Predator, The Wickerman (again, the original) 40 year old virgin, Hudson Hawk, Die Hard 1-4, Rambo 1-4, Terminator1-2, King Kong, IT, Blank Man, I Spit on your Grave, Coming to America, Major League, Jesus Camp (great horror movie), Billy Madison, American History X, Romper Stomper, Animal House, Airplane! 1-2 and face aids.

Television:

South Park, Gilmore Girls, American Chopper, Penn and Teller's: Bullshit!, The Boondocks, Ren and Stimpy, Futurama, The Man Show, Jackass, Wonder Showzen, Boy Meets World, King of the Hill, The Critic, Simpsons (seasons 3-8), Venture Brothers, Good Eats, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Iron Chef America, Rachael Ray, Unwrapped, The Secret Life of (Insert food name)

Books:

Anything by Maddox, Tucker Max, "A Face Full of Scowl"- by Gregory Peck, Anything from Mick Foley, my own work and the writings of Paul Mooney

Heroes:

My Wife Darlene, Me, Gregory Peck, General Heat Spike Brown, OBIE, Wes Dawson, Dog the Bounty Hunter, John K., Kurt Warner, Isaac Bruce, Orlando Pace, The St. Louis Rams, Colonel Hoffman, Xbox Live, Bill Gates, Maddox, Pennywise the Clown, Phillip j. Fry, Stimpy, The Three Stooges, Allen Covert, MegaMan, Penn and Teller, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, The Makron, Strogg Army, Chuck Norris, Deli, Rocky, Jules Jordan, CliffyB, USA, Nissan Frontier, Russell Crowe, Sub-Zero, Bender, The HW guy from Team Fortress Classic, Mike and Mike on ESPN radio, Nemo, Buzz Light Year, Whiskey and more. Oh! and me.

My Blog

Fashion sucks but I’m here to help you look like a pimp

Is it me or is fashion going down the shitter faster then old school SNES games?  What ever happened from wearing an awesome rugby shirt with the numbers "64" or an awesome football jersey? ...
Posted by Gregory on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

Holy Anal beads!! New Happy Organ Rippers CD out soon!

As we all know, the band Happy Organ Rippers will own your cornhole no matter what.  After a long break, we climbed into the studio and recorded some of the most amazing metal music.  It's l...
Posted by Gregory on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:56:00 PST

A honest review from a honest man

As we all know, Soilwork rules all forms of ass.  Yesterday I had the chance to listen to thier new album "Sworn to a Great Divine" and man does it rule all forms of cornhole.  I listened to...
Posted by Gregory on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

Man’s worst foe is Girl-Guy Buddy Friend

Listen up if you don't know what Girl-Guy Buddy Friend is.  Know what I'm about to tell you may save your relationship or give you enjoyment when you kick the living shit out of this asshole.&nbs...
Posted by Gregory on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:14:00 PST

Dars cooking fucking rules

Yesterday, OBIE came over and we dominated some Mortal Kombat 2 and 3.  I asked OBIE if he wanted to stay for dinner. (Or what you people from the south would say "Supper") Dar came home and we l...
Posted by Gregory on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST

The DMV blows

The DMV sucks major balls.  Last Saturday Dar and I were there to change our addresses.  I remember about 3 years ago when I changed mine when I turned 21 I was in and out in 15 minutes.&nbs...
Posted by Gregory on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

Tired of bitching about life? Kill your self

I'm sick and tired of people telling me that thier life blow massive donkey balls.  It's not my fault that you didn't live up to mom and dad's standards.  Good ol' uncle Gregory is here to e...
Posted by Gregory on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:31:00 PST

Breaking News!!!! Conrad makes a super weapon that kills russians and noobs

The other day Conrad and I were talking about how much russians and noobs piss us off. (You can see T.O. in the back.  He's in shock of Conrad's guns!)  Conrad told me about his new wea...
Posted by Gregory on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:46:00 PST

Someone for christ’s sake kill that bitch on the cell phone

The other day I was at local department store to pick up some crapper paper and colby and jack cheese. (What the fuck can I say?  Dar loves that stuff!"  While stopping at the video games to...
Posted by Gregory on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:50:00 PST

Fuck your couch

Yeah I said it.  Fuck your couch!  My couches totally rule all forms of ass (Actually, Dar bought them and extra kudos to her for picking them out) Dar and I have a black leather couch and a...
Posted by Gregory on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:34:00 PST