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Add to My Profile | More Videos OBIE Jerusalem used to be an extremely polemic but also famous reporter who based his works in severe and acid attacks against practically any institution or concept in the world. He also wrote a couple of bestsellers until, tired of civilization, he left to the mountains to live alone. Unfortunately for him, he had signed a contract for two books and had spent the money in weapons, so when they called him two years later to get both books, he had written nothing and had to return to the city to get some ideas. Since the money, paid in advance, was gone, he visited his old friend and editor Mitchell Royce to ask for acommodation. Royce offered him a deal: pocket money, apartment and food in exchange for a daily column in his paper. Since then, OBIE is moving around and writing "I hate it here", full of savage critics against society.
Name: OBIE Jerusalem
Birthdate: September 18, 1982
Birthplace: Libertyville, IL
Current Location: Parts Unknown, IL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 175
Piercings: No
Tatoos: 14 as of now
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Girlfriend please
Overused Phraze: Dee De Deee (That thing Carlos Mencia does)
FAVORITES
Food: Cheeseburgers
Candy: Snickers
Number: 13
Color: Blue
Animal: My puppy Teddy
Drink: Coke
Alcohol Drink: Jack on the rocks
Bagel: Plain
Letter: O
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobies
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever's free
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE!
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat:
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Late
Most Missed Memory: I forgot it
Best phyiscal feature: Tattoos
First Thought Waking Up: What time is it?
Goal for this year: Make it better than last year
Best Friends: John Daniel, oh and Teddy
Weakness: Cute girls
Fears: Snakes
Heritage: German
Longest relationship: With God, goin' on 3 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Still do
Pot: Didn't like it
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Hell yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: Oh yeah
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Anything but red
Short or Long: Long
Height: Tall
Style: Laid back
Looks or Personality: Personality, but it doesn't hurt to look good
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Never trust a woman who doesn't drink beer!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Uh....skinny....not too skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: You want me to count them all?
What country do you want to Visit: Germany
How do you want to Die: Pointless and stupid
Been to the Mall Lately: Nah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Get along with your Parents: Now I do
Health Freak: Kinda sorta
Do you think your Attractive: Not really, but what do I know
Believe in Yourself: Think I'm the only one sometimes
Want to go to College: Want to go back if that's what you mean
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Drink: Not as often
Shower Daily: Try to
Been in Love: Yeah
Do you Sing: Not allowed to sing, court order
Want to get Married: No, not anymore
Do you want Children: Yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Hellboy
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Uh.....
Hate anyone: Yeah, Nazis. I hate Nazis
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You scored as Serenity (Firefly). You like to live your own way and donâ??t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Serenity (Firefly)


100%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)


88%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)


88%

Moya (Farscape)


69%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)


63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)


63%

SG-1 (Stargate)


56%

FBI..s X-Files Division (The X-Files)


56%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)


50%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)


44%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)


38%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)


31%
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New Years Resolutions 2009 Edition

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Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:35:00 GMT

You know what’s bullshit 30

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Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:51:00 GMT

You know what’s bullshit 21

You know what's bullshit 21 You know what's bullshit?  When I'm waiting at the bar and the bartender serves someone who just walked up.   Don't you hate that?  The other night my ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:18:00 GMT

YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT 55

YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT? People who do Borat impressions. Everywhere I go: bars, airports, train stations, restaurants, movie theaters, even churches, I keep hearing, "Very nice!" "I like!" "Hi...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:20:00 GMT

YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT 42

You know what's bullshit? Clubs. I was in the city this weekend working on our latest movie, "Proverbs." Saturday we blocked the set and did rehearsals. We worked for six hours crammed in a tiny apart...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:43:00 GMT

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT 76

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSHIT?That squirrel who lied to me. You know what's bullshit? When I was in medical school I was taking a test and one of the questions was, "How many bones are in the hand?" I was ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:54:00 GMT

YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT 82

You know what's bullshit? When you see people you don't want to see and the store is out of what you want. Yeah, we've all been there. Seen people we don't want to see. That annoying neigh...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:31:00 GMT

You know whats bullshit 97

You know what's bullshit? This anti-smoking law. You can't smoke anywhere. Not even in a bar. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that alcohol and cigarettes went together like&.well&.alcohol and ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:51:00 GMT

YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT 2

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