BACK ON THE ROAD! |
The surprise party was really great, I've never had one before. It was the first one I've ever had in my life.
Well, it was hard to keep it a secret between the kids and your sister and wheels.
Nah, I...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST |
DICE INTERNET IDOL |
AS ALOT OF YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE A RASCIST STALKER ON MY SITE HE GOES BY THE NAME "TASSOOOO" THIS GUTLESS, SPINELESS, RACSIST, DECIDED THAT HE COULD WRITE WHATEVER HE FELT WITH NO REPROCUSSION. HE...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST |
ERIC'S HURT! |
I heard about last night. I feel so bad for him.
Nah, I know. He called me at like 3:30 in the morning. He was in such pain.
Could you imagine that? To have that kind of problem? How did it happen?
Wh...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST |
WELCOME SPANISH HARLEM |
I'm sorry we had that little misunderstanding last weekend.
Well, I wasn't sure what to believe.
Whenever you have a question about the blogs you have to talk to me. You can't let that crazy Latin tem...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:37:00 PST |
ARE YOU F**KING STUPID? |
I told you you should have let me handle it.
I know.
Wheels, he's not stupid.
Oh really? He's not? Let me explain business to you. First off, why was he performing in fucking Atlanta on the 4th of Ju...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:23:00 PST |
EL IS A SICK, SICK WOMAN |
I cant believe you didn't take me on this trip.
You cramp my style. I'm lookin' for chicks.
I really just wanted to meet Eric over at Governors. How's that show sellin'?
Good. It's gonna be a good nig...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:15:00 PST |
TAKE IT OUTTA MY PANTS |
He's just unbearable!
I'm so glad he didn't want me to road manage this trip with him.
Did he want you to?
Yeah, he said there was nobody going with him and that he'd like me to help if I could. I tol...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST |
IT'S A COCK HEAD SPECIAL |
I'm coming over. I bought you a gift. What? It's a special digital camera. You can also film with it. For when you get the pictures of &you know what. Wheels, I'm not going to ask this ...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:42:00 PST |
SWEET BABY'S BACK |
Yeah, I'm glad that you decided to move here.I moved in with a girlfriend of mine and her son. It's just for the time being. I was really hoping to maybe see you again. Did you enjoy when I brought yo...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:49:00 PST |
CANNOLI KINGS COCK CAKE! |
I just got a call from Eleanor. Had a great talk about Eric's cock. She's really excited about seeing it. What does that have to do with you? You're not getting those fag urges again, are you?Cut it o...
Posted by Andrew Dice Clay on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:45:00 PST |
