The Ronnie Dobbs Fan Club

I got drunk and arrested A LOT. I met my wife when I got kicked off the school bus for farting the alphabet. I married her and divorced her and married her and divorced her. I got arrested on our special romanticized night. And she left me. The sherrif never wanted to see me step foot in his state again So Mr. Twilstien got me a job in Hollywood. I got arrested all the time. any state you name I was arrested there. Well I got rich and rubbed elbows with all the celebritites. Except Scott Thompson. I got in a steamy relationship with the cardboard beer lady. I tried to win my ex wife back. And I joined a cult, and I went back home got the death penalty, but the governors son saved my life. I was angry because I never got my Waffles. But my wife married me as long as I stopped getting arrested, so instead I get rescued, I nearly kill myself every week. But don't talk about chow chow because I don't give a fuck.

NOTE: I am not really Ronnie Dobbs, ROnnie Dobbs is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. I am not David Cross either. I am just a fan of Mr.Show