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EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry)

I DON'T LOOK LIKE VANILLA ICE!!!! I LOOK LIKE PRIME MINISTER PETE NICE!!!!!!

About Me


"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." George Washington
To quote Pete Townsend "The truth of the matter is I'm fucking brilliant". I'm devilishly handsome and deathly afraid of midgets, yet oddly attracted to them. I have an affinity for Jim Nabors, Rip Taylor, Charles Nelson Reilly, Jim J Bulloch, and Richard Simmons, and many other campy gay homosexuals... Donny Osmond and Gallagher are pretty cool too.
I FUCKING HATE COMERCIAL RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOT LISTENED TO THAT SHIT FOR 20 YEARS.
I HATE GREEN DAY, METALLICA or any of those horrid ,marginally talented bands that sound like creed. I HATE HATE HATE Urban yodeling. It is an assault on decency and good taste, and a direct refection of someone's stupidity if they enjoy that crapskie. I hate tribal tattoos, I hate people who refer to a bar as "da club", I hate "divas", I hate fauxhawks. You are an automatic weinerbag if you dig any of the aforementioned horse shit!.... And there is probably no hope for you.
I dig college stations that is about. I have been in to ELD school punk rock as long as I can remember(as you can see from the photo taken in 95. I am totally trying to add something of me a little more new (picture wise, but I just don't keep many). Im a longtime fan of hardcore, bluebeat, 1st and 2nd wave ska (Skatatlites, Prince Buster, Desmond Dekkar), rockabilly( Wanda Jackson, Rockabily Mafia), and oi(I used to have a few skinhead friends, but only the traditional ones....non racist). In the early ninties I had an affinity for West London culture (although by my own admission, I kept this from most people, as I'm sure nobody would understand).... The Teds and Mods and such. I was a total mark for obscure subcultures, but then warmed up to the indie scene in about 96' by sheer virtue of proxy..... But when I heard Guided By Voices, and Robert Pollard's genius I could not deny it. As a rule I detest the idea that music must be categorized into genres or sub-genres, but in this case I think it is apt to at least give you a little insight as to who I am, and who I've been.
Along the way, I freely admit things were way too easy for me up until I turned 30, and forced to learn quite a bit about myself. For much of my life, I have been a self absorbed little shit, like most of the tools on this site. Not until now have iI been forced to grow up and get real with myself.
I am learning more and more that I am a work in progress. I am learning that it is impossible to figure it all out. I am learning that I haven't learned much because I "already knew too much". I am learning how dear friendship is, and that you should be willing to lose a limb to preserve friendships. Real friends are too damn hard to come by. I am learning that if your girlfriend wants you to straighten up, she isn't kidding. I am learning that it is impossible not to take things for granted, but when someone actually tells you that you are doing so, you better listen. I am learning that no one is innocent. I am learning where there is smoke, there is fire. I am learning that pride will kill you. I am learning that people who are in turbulent situations are usually turbulent people. I am learning how others must have felt when I wasn't there, because it blows when the tables are turned. I am learning that no one is above having their heart being broken. I am learning that it is never too late for a change. I am learning some times you have to cut your losses. I am learning that when people need their space, there isn't anything you can do but wait. I am learning that loving without prejudice may be ill-advised. I am learning that different people have different ideas about what love is. I am learning that love doesn't cure everything. I am learning that if you are about to see a bus crash, you better tell the driver. I am learning that I have a lot more learning to do.

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My Interests


I like shitty magic!!! I also like a good time. Hell, I'm dwittling my manly treasures and eating cake, and drinking cisco right as we speak. Whether I'm yodeling with a fiery red hot poker up my bum, or putting coleslaw in my ass crack before sliding down a bannister, I'm the resident funhole where ever the rock N roll party train drops me off. A summertime jam to be had by all... or by myself!!

getting nude and doing squat thrusts, or any butt exercise for that matter... Oh, and I like clogging too.

I play LEAD KAZOO in the following SUPERBANDS:

MC PoppNfresh And dem biscuit Boyz
BAÑO CALIENTE
MUSTACHE'S AND MAYHEM
JOHNNY fANDANGO AND THE HARDTACK ALABAMA FAMILY FARM RAPE!!
THE DONUT POLICE FORCE
COTTON ROSCOE AND THE ATOMIC BUTTLOCKS
ZIPPY DOOLITTLE AND THE HOT STEPPIN DOODLE PIPERS
NAILS SILVERSTEIN AND THE GOLDEN DYNAMITE EXPRESS
ADMIRAL HEMLOCK AND THE LANDLOCKED NOMADIC FISHMEN
CHOC FULL OF NOTES(MY FRIEND JUSTIN's BABRBERSHOP QUARTET ACT)
SHIT CASTLE
ASS KICKER JONES
LLOYD MERIWEATHER AND THE DIABOLICAL ASS HATS FEATURING THE COLON LORD AND THE RIP ROSEWELL EXPERIENCE
THE PETER PAIN DIARIES
I am also in a Scottish gangsta rap outfit with my friend Rod (A.K.A Sir Faggy McGherkin) and my friend Tate (A.K.A Colonel Custard)

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!!!! GO LIVERPOOL FC!!!!... Go Celtic!!!

CUT TO ABOUT 1:03 THROUGH AND YOU WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Joey Lawrence............................. I don't know, I think I like everyday people better than some composite public profile of a famous person, whose persona is a crafted one. Although I have met a few famous musicians who are as genuine as butter.......................... But if I had to meet someone famous it would have to be smoeone with a great comic mind like David Cross, Conan Obrien, or John Stewart... I would love to hang out with those nerdy bastards... Oh, and Bruce Campbell.

GOLLIE!!!!!

Music:

7 Seconds, 12 Step Rebels, AC Newman, The Adverts, The Amps, The Anti Heroes, Animal Collective, Apollo Sunshine, Apples in Stereo, The Appleseed Cast, Archers of Loaf, Bad Brains, Belle and Sebastian, Beulah, Billy Bragg, Bishop Allen, Black Flag, Blonde Redhead, The Bluetones, Blur, Bo Diddley, Boss Tweeter, Braid, Brendan Benson, Brian Eno, Broken Social Scene, The Business, Built to Spill, Byrnes, Caca Volante, Camera Obscura, Candy Butchers, The Carbonas, The Cars, Cat Power, The Charlatans UK, Ciccone UK, Chuck Berry, The Church, The Clarks, Clinic, CocoRosie, The Concretes, Cornelius, The Cramps, Crass, Cursive, David Bowie, Dead Moon, The Dears, Death from Above, The Decemberists, Die Toten Hosen, Dressy Bessy, Dropkick Murphys, The Elected, Elf Power, Elliot Smith, Enon, The Faint, The Field Machine, The Finn Brothers, The Flaming Lips, FLCL, The Flesheaters, Franz Ferdinand, Freakwater, Fugazi, Gay Dad, GG Allin, Gogol Bordello, Gomez, Gorky's Zygotic Minci, Graham Colton, Grandaddy, Guided by Voices, The Headcoats, Highschool Hellcats, The Hidden Cameras, Husker Du, Iggy Pop, I'm From Barcelona, Interpol, Iron and Wine, The Jam, Jeff Buckley, Jim Boggia, John Vanderslice, Johnny Cash, Johnny Thunders, Jolie Holland , Julie Doiron, Jumping Fences, Kahimi Kari, Kaito UK, Keane, KING KHAN AND THE BBQ SHOW!!, Koufax, Ladybug Transistor, Lambchop, Lateduster, La Temps de la'mour, Laurel Aitkin, Laurie Anderson, Le Tigre, Les Saavy Fav, LES SEXEREENOS, The Libertines, Little Richard, Loco Rocanrol, Lucero, Madness, Magnetic Fields, Manic Street Preachers, The Marbles, Mason Jennings, Matt Nathanson, Matt Pond, Melt Banana, Menswear, Metric, The Microphones, THE MIND CONTROLS, The Minders, Minus the Bear, Mirah, The Misfits, Misson of Burma, Modest Mouse, The Moldy Peaches, Motorhead, The Mountain Goats, Mr. Bungle, Nashville Pussy, Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Pornographers, The New York Dolls, Nico, The Notwist, Now its Overhead, Ocean Colour Scene, Of Montreal, OK GO, Olivia Tremor Control, Oxford Collapse, Paul Weller, Pavement, Penfold, The Pixies, The Pizzicato Five, Point Juncture, Polysics. Prefab Sprout, Pretty Girls make Graves, The Promise Ring, Pulp, The Radar Brothers, Radio 4, Rainer Maria, Red House Painters, Redlight Sting, Redneck Grease, The Rezillos, The Revillos, Richard Ashcroft, Rilo Kelly, Rockabilly Mafia, The Rooks, The Sea and Cake, The Secret Club, The Seeds, The Shaggs, the Shins, Skrewdriver, Sleater- Kinny, The Sleepy Jackson, Small Faces, A small Victory, Sondre Lerch, , THE SONICS!!!, The Sounds, The Specials, THE SPACESHITS!!, Spitz, Spoon , Stiff Little Fingers, The Stranglers, The Streets, Suede, Sufjan Stevens, A Sunshine Fix, Super Furry Animals, Teenage Fanclub, The Templars, The The, the Thermals, The Thrills , Tim Bucklkey, Transformer Lootbag, Tom gavin, Tommy McCook, TV on the Radio, Ugly Cassanova, The UK Subs, The Undertones, Urusei Yatsura, The U.S. Bombs, the Velvet Teen, The Velvet Underground, The Ventures, The Vibrators, the Walkmen, Wanda Jackson, The Weakerthans, Ween, Wilco, Will Oldham, The Wrens, The X Ray Specs, Xiu Xiu

A criminally underrated band, SMALL FACES!!!! STEVE MARRIOTT IS GOD!!!!!

IRON MAIDEN just before they exploded in 1980

Movies:

Anything with Patrick Swayze................................................ Felini, Kubrick, Houston, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, PT Anderson, are the directors of choice.

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Television:

ESPN, The Food Network, The Discovery Channel, VH1, Spike TV: The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Larry David, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, The Sopranos, Sports Center, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Shield, Nip Tuck, Iron Chef, TNA Wrestiling, UFC, just about any damn documentary that will air on TV.

Books:

Not many.

Heroes:


Lenny Bruce

Jack Kerouac

Hunter S Thompson

Charles Bukowski

My Blog

Cool Papa Bell and Rube Foster...

Is this racist?  I think so.  There is an initiative by former baseball great Dennis "oil can" Boyd to revitalize the Negro Leagues.  It will be all black owned and operated.  The ...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST

The REAL black and white truth about the Vick trial...

There have been few issues that have polarized the divide between black and white America (particulaly here in Atlanta) more than the Michael Vick dog fighting scandal.  Blacks and whites simply ...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

I have had this theory about Lee Greenwood for years...

I think it is he (and not Sadam nor Osama) behind all the attacks. Nobody cashes in on our tragedy more than him, not even the assholes selling flags on the side of the road, when some brown folks pis...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

I am a black man at heart...

otherwise I would not eat so much fried chicken and drink so much Colt 45.  Im not just a black man, I am an angry one as well.  I just had a moment of clarity, and this has cemented my aspi...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

All children are quirky, but I cornered the market.

Many people have told me that I am the most unusual human being they have ever met, well you can't tell a fern to be a palm tree.  I was no different as a child, if anything I was far more bizzar...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:38:00 PST

Be on the look out...

These 4 people along with myself were the charter members of the original D.C.A. (Diabolical Collection of Assholes).  An elite squadron of haters, spreading fear and reeking havoc in the Cyber W...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:59:00 PST

Why oh Why?...

So I am at Walmart and I see this boy who was with his dad or grandad working the door together.  He was obviously retarded (not retarded like you all).  Looked to be about 5'6" and about 20...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST

So I slapped a guy in a wheelchair...

I was one of those NICE jerks in high school. I would talk to anyone, and go sit and talk to someone at lunch if they looked lonely. I would be-friend anyone, I was confident and did not care what peo...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

Visiting mi padre's casa in Orlando...

I was told recently by a friend of mine here that I seem pretty Mexican.  So does that make me like a Mexican version of a wigger?  What would I call that a honxican? Or maybe Weaner (white/...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:57:00 PST

Who is El Hopador?...

I have told this story eleventy bazillion times past ad-nauseam.  But for good measure, I will tell this tale one last time, for the world to see.  Some of you know me as Hoppy, some of you ...
Posted by EL Hoppador(AKA Lord Cabbagedick/AKA Tragic Harry) on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:16:00 PST