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CRYSTAAAL ROCKS

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About Me

Idiot dudes, if you want me to be your damn friend then send me a stupid message first. I do not add people based on looks, how many hot chicks you have as your "friends", and if I don't know you, chances are I probably won't add you--especially if you like crap music or have pictures of you half nude. ew. If you're a writer who doesn't suck, then feel free to ask me to subscribe to your blog. I am obsessed with reading blogs. (And writing them...duh) This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 ((((( I am a poor college student. Have pity and send me money. Give to the Crystal Fund))))) ALL ABOUT ME:Insane but somewhat practical. Smart but lacking some common sense. Brain dumb to Math, and it can't be fixed. Syrup has to go on waffles, but prefers pancakes over waffles. Coca-cola zero without the buzz. A friday morning sleep-in party tickles the fancy. Random but simple. Archaic soul with young blood. A fresh old idea. Sarcasm punches. Fluent in pen to paper words. Changing scenes, missing a few lines. Disorganized organizer. Cluttered to the bone. Free spirit but not too flighty. Super-sized heart but with half the fat. An ingenious genius. Not your mama's coffee. Be careful, and always try to be the better human..

My Interests

Sometimes people look at me strangely and say, "Crystal, you know you aren't a rock star. You'll never be a rock star. NO one really knows you. You don't even have a band. You're just not a rockstar." To those people who don't understand the true meaning of rockstardom I say, "Kiss it." It's not about, you know, being famous or like having a band, ok, well maybe it's kind of about having a band, but dude, it's about the music, and yes, I have the music. It's up here...(look at my head.) It's all up here. You are whatever you say you are, and yes, I am a rockstar.

How do I change?If I feel depressed I will sing. If I feel sad I will laugh. If I feel ill I will double my labour. If I feel fear I will plunge ahead. If I feel inferior I will wear new garments. If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice. If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come. If I feel incompetent I will think of past success. If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals. Today I will be the master of my emotions. -Og Mandino

I'd like to meet:

Here's to the crazy ones,The misfits, the rebels, the trouble makers,The round pegs in the square holes,The ones who see things differently,They're not fond of rules,And they have no respect for the status quo,You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them,About the only thing you can't do is ignore them,Because they change things,They push the human race forward,And while some may see them as the crazy ones,We see genius,Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world,Are the ones who do. - Jozef Imrich img src="http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/a/ani- difranco/ani-difranco-003.jpg".

Music:

I like music. I am obsessed with music. I am in love with music. Yes, I'll marry it one day.I don't think life has purpose without music. If anyone wants to start a band, I'm down. I want my band to be screamo and to be called Crystal's Cult. No exceptiions. Um, like, rawk on.I'm not into "scenes", but I am appetite heavy for music that doesn't suck. I like garage bands, good ole punk, screamo, hard rock, oldies, softies, electronic, some classical, jazz, blues, reggae, ska, industrial, passive aggressive, "lesbian" music, numbing music, and music that will make you curl up into a fetal position and put your thumb in your mouth and cry. I do not like to buy cds--mostly because I'm poor, but I will go to your concert. I tend to be the only one at many of the shows I go to without a tat, but I've gotten used to those what the hell is she doing here looks?Like I said I am in love with music. and definately will marry it someday.bam.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Four Brothers, The Devil Wears Prada, Donnie Darko, Girl Interrupted, Beaches, Pi, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Trainspotting, The Ring, Ghostbusters, Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios (Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown), buffalo 66, Pearl Harbor, Natural Born Killers, Lost Highway, Zoolander, Butterfly Effect, We Were Soldiers, (not a movie but still--BAND OF BROTHERs---I used to have the whole DVD collection), Black Hawk Down, Platoon, Tombstone, Braveheart, Fight Club, Sliding Doors, A River Runs Through It, Cold Mountain (the book sucked), Goodwill Hunting, (war movies), old Adam Sandler movies, Meet the Feebles (ahh), Big, Old School, Caddyshack, Porky's, Frida (very good movie), The Breakfast Club, The Neverending STory, The Boy WHo Could FLy....that's enough for now
Sexy Angelina: You're beautiful, wild, and sexy. You like to walk
on the wild side, of SEX that is. And with
your looks, you can get any guy you want...or
girl. ;)
Which Angelina Jolie Are You?
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Television:

Commercials, Mythbusters, the History Channel, The Girls NExt door, Laguna Beach/The Hills, pretty much anything on the Bravo Channel, America's next top model, and of course THE AMAZING RACE (which I am crazy about).other than that, turn the damn tv off.

Books:


You are: Under the Pink.Cynical. Sensual. Rebelous. You've been abused
and betrayed. By
everyone...family...church...even your
so-called-friends. But after realizing you
were hanging out with the wrong crowd, you
picked yourself up and brushed yourself off.
Exploring your freedom, reclaiming your
sexuality, rejecting your past and moving on,
you finally have your feet on the ground.

Which Tori Amos Album Are You?
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Heroes:

Michael Miller R.I.P:He was my friend, my "second dad", my laughter when I was down, a listener, an inspiration, someone to play harmonicas with and pound on the piano with, he was my downtown friend, introduced me to the music styles of Kip Jones and Nathan Sheppard, got me into NPR, made me realize how amazing it is to just be yourself, and he was loved by many. He had done so much in lifetime. He taught track at the University of Tennessee and was also a coach at Athens Acadamy. He never knew a stranger. He really lived his life to the fullest. He ran every day, did ballet, and was invovled in teaching us younger kids the importance of knowledge. I feel fortunate to have known this unique man and to have gotten random phonecalls about random stuff at random times from him. He was the king of randomness, and I'm going to miss it. Michael, thanks for the good times! Gandhi's an inspiration... I love Salvador Dali's work. Check out more: www.virtualdali.comVan Gogh's simply amazing!Claude Monet......Other heroes: Ani Difranco, Tori Amos, people who are my true friends, my parents, and the dream weaver

My Blog

debauchery

things: crystalline talks to the rain to see if rainbows will ever invent the color dream. she is capable of smiling but also of kicking ass and of kissing ass. depends on the mood. flowers are way o...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST

laaaa laaaa LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I did that thing today. You know what I'm talking about. IT. I sat there all day at work doing it. I snored there in American Literature doing it. Next, sure enough, I was still doing it in my Spanish...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:27:00 PST

jaywalkers and cell phones

I'm not trying to brag, but I almost made blood art on the street today. Apparently, you don't have to look both ways when crossing the street, as long as you're on your cell phone. The cute blonde ch...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

a cup of coffee

I'm sitting here wrapped up in a blanket, drinking my first cup of coffee. I think I will eternally be a coffee drinker. Even if I die, I'll come back from the grave, just for one more cup of coffee....
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:09:00 PST

ramblings like for real real

I keep remnants of you in my soul. Pieces of your spirit, telling me--girl, listen to your heart.Death only makes you linger longer.I keep smiling when I remember how our..treasures were not their tre...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

do you like things? i do.

I like: swings dancing to 80's music, especially when no one's watching and I can just do the twist, even though it's like not really an 80's kind of dance, but duuude, it gets me by... partying w...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

subatomic particles

sick, soar throat, tense house, paint fumes (thanks momsies and dadsies for remodeling) do not make one a cherry blossom. kids do not talk with your mouth open. do not marry for sex. do not kill for l...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

the only sense I ever make is to myself

I saw the "new messages" sign but have come on here to write things in my head. I've been doped up on medicine all day following a coughing spell all night. With no contacts actively helping me see, I...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST

hippy flippin knew ear

Tornado came. It was alright. I kinda enjoyed the winds, but duuude, the damage was immense. but now, have you ever seen such pretty blue skies? the kind of blue that almost hurts the pigments and tea...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

not much dudeeees.

Chill for the kill ain't so pretty.Diamonds on neck. Oh my.She rung dicks for skinnies.Perfect. Mmm, pressure.and we danced around such stuffing as sex.Careless, charmed, I'm sure.Famous for nothing, ...
Posted by Crystal ROCKS on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST