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Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


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I know I don't have tons of info about me on here - it was my intention originally to spill my guts and just use myspace as a group therapy/meeting people place - but it's too easy for me to just grab some of the cool shit off of other profiles that I think ROCK (I'm not trying for theft here, consider it flattery). I swear, I'm going to start really putting my heart and soul into this puppy .... when the kids are asleep and I'm not spanking my boytoy.
I was quite a wild child when I was going through high school and college-type school. My best friend Jeni takes the credit for corrupting me (thanks, Spatan!). I then got a wild hair up my ass and decided to join the Army - for six long years. I was in Satellite Communications - yep, a real-deal space cadet! - and got out of the Army back in September '04. Now - I'm trying to rediscover the Real Me... with a husband and two (almost three) beautiful kiddos in tow. Of course my husband says I can discover the undiscovered as long as he can be tied up in the corner and watch!
first and foremost, I'm a goofball. my nickname on a lot of websites/etc is "unsaneti" or "unsaneti rules". how did I come about that? I was on a vampire website that started up YEARS ago when Anne Rice's Interview came to the big screen - it's called Claudia's Dollhouse and I think it's finally gone defunkt. I started out with the name Narzia (a favorite character of mine from The Stone and the Flute - a great book from Haans Bemann) and decided it didn't suit my goofy side........ unsaneti - a little insane, but I always knew what I was doing, unlike most nutcases. That side of me always had some trademarks .. that reflected my easiness with life.

now, I'm a little more serious DAMMIT. doing the married thing, having two kids that I stay at home with, PREGNANT AGAIN! trying to earn money from home has me down a bit. I'm looking to remember the fun times and find new things to do and learn......... I really miss the bounce bounce bounce side of myself. I used to ride buses backwards with my best bud Jeni, to watch the reflection of people and cars and buildings passing by while I was stoned out of my gourd - just to try and make myself dizzy. I used to hug street lamps - they were there to keep us safe and light our way. I had 64 bumper stickers on the back of my p.o.s. chevy - so close and so far! I had a pair of Docs that I wore through the soles and still have to this day - although I've spent six years in real combat boots instead of my Docs....... Jeni and I renamed my cat, Salina, as "Velcro" during one of our LSD trips - her claws chasing stuff along the carpet was enough to make me pee my pants I was laughing so hard - she sounded just like ripping apart the two pieces that made up velcro. I used to stare down perverts on the bus during the ride to Belmont and Clark streets.... and laugh at them if they got a hard-on. I used to love making people look away from me because I was so weird.
where did I go?

My Interests

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piercings, tattoos, voyerism, sex toys, leather (clothes and accessories!), Harley Davidson, Lazy Town (gotta love Sportacus' 'stash. he's a hottie), my hubby, photography, cooking/baking, spending money

I'd like to meet:

my mother when she was a child. I think it'd be interesting to see her as a red-headed, chubby-cheeked, freckle-faced little girl. then I could tell her to stop having sex after getting pregnant with me...... you can't top perfection!
I'd also like to meet Layne Staley when AIC was first hitting it big. I'd tell him how he died - he could make the *choice* to stop fucking his life up or just die, unnoticed, alone. MAN I miss that voice. RIP Layne.
Someone who looks like Dave from Disturbed. He is one fine specimen of manhood. Or Chuck Norris - because it's my turn! *wink*

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Music:


You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.

Chains/Handcuffs


100%

Biting


100%

Bondage


92%

Blind Folds


75%

Whips


58%

Blood


0%
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51 PEG, Celldweller, Pantera, Septultura, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, NIN, Faith No More, Genesis, Guano Apes, Disturbed, Tenacious D, Bowling for Soup, Korn, Dope, Powerman 5000, Union Underground, Aerosmith, Godsmack, Cake, Pink, Counting Crowes, Lowen and Navarro, Extreme, Green Jello, Dire Straits, Dr. Demento, Weird Al Yankovich, Fear Factory, Drain STH, Rammstein, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Alice in Chains, No Doubt, Three Days Grace, Nothingface, The Proclaimers :D Alanis Morissette (hey I love her voice, if not her music), Stone Temple Pilots

Avril Lavigne, she's a disgrace to your kind.

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Movies:



Secretary, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean (both of em), Pitch Black, Undercover Brother, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mystery Men, Adam Sandler movies, Pink Flamingos, 5th Element, Ice Age (both of em), Monsters Inc, Dark Crystal, Labrynth, XXX, The Longest Yard, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, The Exorcism of Emily Rose (first movie I've seen in theaters in about a year!)

Television:



Books:


Harry Potter woo woo! Memnoch the Devil, Pandora (by Anne Rice), Servant of the Bones, Blood and Gold, SM 101, The Stone and the Flute (by Haans Bemman), Ya-ya! Red Dragon and Hannibal, The Ultimate Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy and anything about prisons/prisoners or mental institutions such as The Hot House (by Pete Earley) and the FBI'S Ten Most Wanted (by Dary Matera)(real-life stuff, no fiction here). I haven't read much Stephen King other than Firestarter and Gerald's Game, but I like em both. Octavia Butler has a collection of short stories that makes me want to read more of her works, the stories are entitled Blood Child - she's the first black science fiction woman writer to be published. Isabel Allende's The House of the Spirits is a little mind trip - it's easy to tell that it was translated by her writing style but still a good read. Roxanne Longstreet wrote Stormriders - a little fictional story about parallel universes and magic... not bad either!
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Heroes:



M A R R I A G E I S A B O U T L O V E FUCK THE GOV'T
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simple beauty. these backpaintings do more than just enhance the physical beauty of these women, they really help me get away to where I need to be sometimes.

here is a picture of one of my favorite past times.... I'm usually the one sitting in the corner, taking pictures to distribute later. I've always wanted to be either the barbie being whipped or the one with the gold boots. yummy.

My Blog

discounted demo items

NO they've not been 'used' ... and I'm not talking about the toys, anyways... that'd be too weird, no matter how well I clean them. Every woman at every party I've done have had their hands on my demo...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

For Sale! (lingerie pictures)

The pictures suck - you don't need to tell me - but I'm just trying to give you a general idea here. If you are interested in something, let me know if you want to see a better picture - I'll do what ...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

Oaths of Enlistment

OATHS OF ENLISTMENT   U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United States Air Force because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army ...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

found some more stuff! (5.24.07)

I'm selling off my Slumber Parties items .... anyone interested, please send me a message through MySpace - I'm listing the items available, quantity and price below (you're getting items at my discou...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

I've been tagged.... again

Random facts about me. But first the rules:Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves. People who get tagged need to write their own blog about their 8 things as well as ...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

stealing this from an old Army buddy

He put some thought into this - I was going to say a lot, but I'm sure it didn't take that massive brain any time to hammer this one out - and it was so true I had to steal it. Thanks B-Rotten Why it'...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

Audience Participation

Audience participation! Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds m...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

to those that offered

You have no idea how wonderful you make me feel.   Knowing there are other people out there - many of you damn near strangers to me - that would be willing to change things around at a moment's n...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

New Preamble to the Constitution

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION  This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy shoul...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

wah

I had one of those really depressing moments of introspection this morning.... and it fucking sucked. Yes it's going to be a whiney blog, but you have the choice to close the window right now and forg...
Posted by Lauren. Just Lauren. That is All. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST