~ denise ~

I am a photographer working out of Baltimore, Maryland. I specialize in a photojournalistic style that captures life as it happens...live, raw and unpredictable. I never know what's going to happen next... a great shot, a boot to the side of my head, or being splattered with beer, jell-o or mud. It's the stuff that keeps life interesting & seems to mesh with my twisted personality. I work mainly with local bands, providing live show photos, promo shots for press kits, CD covers & inserts, as well as designing layouts & graphics for CDs, logos & posters.
If you’re in a band, an actor, a model, a burlesque performer, a stripper, or you just need some sexy profile pics, email me for rates and availability. My inbox is overrun, so be sure to put something catchy on the subject line to get my attention.
Come on, you know you want to hire me.....if you need more convincing...
Goto my flickr page & check out..even more of my work @
www.flickr.com/photos/denise-design/sets/ ..
on a personal note....
~ a pretty face can get my attention...
~ but it takes an interesting mind to keep it...
~ smart IS sexy...
~ I'm a contradiction... i'm capricious...and I bore easily...
~ humor is essential, i love to laugh...
~ I will never grow up...
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I love climbing trees, jumping on beds, water gun battles and playing hide and go seek... i want to go on a scavenger hunt... dig for buried treasures or dinosaur bones...
~ a REAL date... you know, dinner and a movie, would really be nice every once in a while...
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I like to plan things... but know that the best things in life are those insane, spontaneous, adventures...
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Driving for hours with no destination...just a general direction of north, south, east, or west, sounds like a wonderful idea... why NOT throw the dart and the map and just GO??? getting lost isn't a BAD thing...
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it isn't ridiculous to trek 3 hours for that "chicken samich" I love...from that little place, WAY over there...you remember... that one that we stopped at that one time, coming back from that place... come on...you know the place i'm talking about...
~ I overuse the ellipse... and most of the time it's grammatically incorrect...
~ sometimes i capitalize my "i's".... sometimes I don't...
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I love to fuck in bar & restaurant restrooms...roof tops... fire escapes... dark, dirty alleys... amusement park rides... basically, anywhere you shouldn't... I wanna....
~ I listen more then I talk, but I type one HELL of an email...
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I'm an insomniac... which most likely is the largest contributor to how warped i am...
~ I love nudity...a human body is beautiful, amazing work of art...
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I HATE talking on the phone... no, really... i fucking HATE it with a passion... even hate checking my voicemail... the ringer is never on...
~ piercings & tattoos are a definite turn on...
~ unless they're obviously a joke, please keep the corny pickup lines to yourself...
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spelling is not my strong point... the spell check built into my browser makes me seem as if i can...
~ actually love to read, just never have the time to do so...
~ I must love complicating my life, as I seem to do it all the time...
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am always attracted to, and fall for the people that i absolutely should NOT fall for...
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i'm not quite as tough, and emotionless as i like to portray... i actually DO have feelings... as i'm reminded quite often when they are hurt by said people that i should not have fallen for in the first place...
~ trying new things, laughing at my mistakes.
~ Still have my little brood...though at the end of last year I was devistated to loose my dearest boy, the most amazing cat in the entire world, Chet to cancer. There will never be another Chet, and I will never totally recover from the loss. Keeping me company these days are...3 cats (Aggie, Tristan, & Günter) & 2 Chihuahuas (Tallulah & Raoul Duke). I adore all the "kids", they're worth all the trouble.
~ trust used to be given instead of earned... but i guess i recently dated one asshole too many...
~ i WANT to believe in people... giving your word should actually mean something...
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i hate to admit it, but i'm still a little bit of a romantic... sure, falling in love would be wonderful...but i'm not out looking for it... if it happens... YEAH ME!.... if not, my world is CERTAINLY not going to end...
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i'd give the shirt off my back... my kidney... even my life for my real, true, bestest friends...and fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it... i recently learned who those TRUE friends are... and they weren't nearly as many as i had originally thought...
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quietly i'll take a lot of shit without complaining, but i do have my breaking point... fuck me over and i hold a grudge forever...
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last year i started working on that... if i can't even redeemer WHY it is that i hate you... i think i should be able to forgive you...
~ I haven't volunteered at the zoo in a while & I miss my birds. Those silly pink birds.... I see flamingos in my dreams.
I don't want L.B. to go to another zoo. We finally understand one another.
Will his new keeper learn to love him, even though he's such a nasty, ill-tempered little bastard??? I hope so.
~ Love dresses, sexy lingerie, corsets, black lace, vinyl, platform heels & make-up.
~ I'm still not prissy. Still getting dirty. Breaking my nails. Not whining about it.
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I want to know everything... learn everything... do everything.... i want go everywhere... see the world... leave no stone unturned...
~ i love to read quotes from intelligent people...
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i wake up every day knowing this could be my last, i think "today is a great day to die"... because of this, most of the time i "do" before I "think"
~ i make it a point not to have any regrets... or at least i TRY to...
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i don't want to waste a second of this life... i think wasting time and wasting talent are the only REAL sins...
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i believe that love, marriage and children are not mandatory to have a successful, meaningful life... they're the cool-whip topping on that home made apple pie... they can make it sweeter, but it's still pretty damn good without it... great, now i'm fucking hungry, and want some apple pie...
~ I will not live MY life by someone else's limits, rules, or standards...
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I'm stubborn & can be unreasonable... slightly arrogant & somewhat narcissistic...
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I DO NOT like being told what to do... try it, and will have to do it anyway now... just for spite... i have an idea... try SUGGESTING something instead...
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I love to people watch...and laugh... even though it's mean and i'm "going to hell" for it...
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i don't really believe in a heaven and a hell... i think this time... this life right now is both of them combined... filled with the sweetest pleasures, and deepest sorrows... BUT... i actually do possess a "get out of hell free card"... looks like a monopoly card, and i carry it in my wallet... you know... just in case...
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i'd rather kiss girls then boys but hate those girls that kiss girls just to get the attention of boys... but i'll kiss them anyway...
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if i had to chose between being blind or deaf, i'd rather be comatose & live within the boundaries of my own imagination...
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my favorite daydream is that the zombies are finally coming... i can sit for hours and plan out how i'm going to survive... what do i need... where will i go... i'm prepared, bitch!
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i don't drink to get drunk... not to say that i DON'T get drunk... sometimes it's the result, but never the initial goal... i like GOOD beer, cheap wine, and margaritas are just yummy if done right...
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i could live off of salsa & chips & chocolate... not necessarily TOGETHER...
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i do believe in fate, destiny and karma...and though, yes, i've made some mistakes, I still believe that i'm a "good person".
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don't smoke... hate smoking... it stinks... it tastes bad.... but i put up with it anyway... i'm not sure why... i guess because everyone i care about DOES somke... i'm the minority, so i deal...
~ Photography is my passion, Music is my reason....
~ a life lived in fear isn't a life worth living.
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if you've actually made it this far, you really do deserve a gold star...I AM FUCKING IMPRESSED...really i am... and that's not sarcasm (which i love, BTW)...
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