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*ERIC!*

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

If you're reading this then you probably already know me, but just in case you are looking for some insight I'll see if I can facilitate your curious nature. I'm a well versed very educated hispanic being who enjoys the finer things in life. I have seven eyes all located on my forehead. They allow me to see into the future and to also hypnotize small prey making it easier for me to feed. My primary food source is the souls of small rodents. I enjoy taunting my prey with my 12 tentacles before I finally stab my 3 foot beak into the brain sucking out the life source. On the weekends I host small blood rituals or "get togethers" where me and my lizard friends attempt to awaken "the ancient ones" from the 4th dimension. In my humble opinion I am very attractive though horribly disfigured since I am a product of 1000 years of genetic tinkering. I hope to one day settle down and meet the right demon and have lots of demon babies. Maybe buy a house on the dark side of the moon and grow my own nuclear weapons.

My Interests

Horror Movies, Horrible Movies, Foreign Films, Foreign Objects, Psychobilly, Rockabilly, Billy Goats, Filmmaking, Music in general, Random thoughts, CAPITALIZING FOR NO REASON, hullabaloo, gibberish, words that rhyme with caucaphony and general mischief. OH, and I've been known to drink heavily from time to time. Does that qualify as an interest?

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the person responsible for curly hair. Whats up with that junk? Also, I guess it would be nice to one day meet some famous people, like about 4 of them. Maybe more, it depends on what kind of mood I'm in. I mean, what do you say to someone who you know but you've never met you know? I get the feeling that the conversation would be really awkward. I mean, I wouldn't want to focus the conversation on them entirely. In fact I would avoid the subject altogether. But then I wouldn't have anything else to talk about, so I guess what I'm trying to say is I don't want to meet any famous people. Maybe if they wanted to meet me and talk to me about me, that would be ok. So, I want to meet famous people who think I'm famous. But I don't want to be famous. No that's bullshit, I do.

Music:

I own a record label called Sweatin Betty Records. I also help run HHBTM Records. Also I'm co-editor of The Bee's Knees zine, I help run Yum Yum Publicity and me and Mike Turner are responsible for the annual Athen's Popfest. I like alot of music and it would be impossible to list it all here. I have alot of my favorites listed on my Sweatin Betty Records myspace if you're interested in knowing. For the sake of this listing, my favorites are my friends bands but not because of the music.

Movies:

I watch alot of movies. Too many some would say. That's probably true. I'll watch just about anything. Check out my blog where I talk about the movies I watch. I love movies. Especially Horror movies.

My Blog

Exit Wounds Starring Steven Seagal and DMX (rowf rowf)

When I was younger my little brother used to love watching Steven Seagal and Van Damme movies. My dad would rent them for him and we all would watch them and halfway be interested in them. I guess it ...
Posted by *ERIC!* on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 02:01:00 PST

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory starring Johnny Depp and shitty Oompa Loompas

Ever since I've been working at the movie theatre I've been watching the movies we have there 3 and 4 times a piece...sometimes more. In the case of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I've overdone i...
Posted by *ERIC!* on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:45:00 PST

The Greatest American Hero

When I was a kid I remember watching this really lame show about a really lame superhero who couldn't fly right and just kind of bumbled around fighting crime in a Mr. Magoo fashion. It appears that s...
Posted by *ERIC!* on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:49:00 PST

Kull the Conqueror starring Kevin Sorbo and Tia Carrere

Yeah, thats right I sat through this monumentally bad piece of shit. About halfway through I said out loud to myself, "What the fuck are you doing watching this shit?". I know what you're thinking..."...
Posted by *ERIC!* on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:37:00 PST

"Metro" starring Eddie Murphy and Micheal Rappaport

I just watched "Metro" starring Eddie Murphy and Micheal Rappaport. The movie was terrible. It was your typical buddy cop movie formula minus the comic relief of an animal (ie, Turner and Hooch) or so...
Posted by *ERIC!* on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:31:00 PST