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Solidturd

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About Me

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What Is Your Battle Cry?


L o! Who is that, stalking through the tundra! It is Solidturd, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you into the fourth dimension!!!"


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i am real paranoid these days. Alot of bad things happening in our world. I don't let it get me down but i am always ready if it all goes down. I do find myself shaking sometimes from my nerves and thoughts though. My nails are very weak, fragile and peel off alot due to working with so closely with cleaning chemicals my whole adult life. I also have a steel plate in my head from a childhood accident which has started to bleed alot and now I have to put fresh bandages on every two hours. Right now i am working downtown serving the public, and cops food. Ummm, i tend to forget names... but dont be to offended, i talk to alot of people... I like to feel things out. i overthink and have minor dirreaha of the mouth. I also have awards in all my 2nd grade spelling B contests. I don't have a car but i do have a time machine in my closet and a bike. I am a walking call-lam-a-t. I have seen alot in my life, more than anyone will ever care to know. I stand for the people i love and love me, and if you are one of them... word.

My Blog

the food chain

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Posted by Solidturd on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:06:00 PST

HEY I JUST INCREASED MY PENIS SIZE DUE TO ENYZITE!

manmyspace fucking sucks. It's turning into another fucking email(with more bling than the rest) that i don't check.And my god. What is up with the fucking "ITS NOT OKAY TO STARE" advert all over th...
Posted by Solidturd on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

detective John McKlane

Well... you know your life sucks when you run home to write a blog.So i have had an intresting month or twoThis summer is going to rule. My one of my bestest friends is coming to visit in a month or...
Posted by Solidturd on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

GRINDHOUSE

 The only way to see a grindhouse film is at a drive-in theater with a friend and it's to bad most you suckers couldn't come. what a rad fucking night. Gore, death, and Kurt Russel...
Posted by Solidturd on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

a place to lay my head

i see alot of people read this so i will say that i am looking for a new place to live in the Athens, GA area.  Roomate situation would be ideal. I have untill the 1st of the month being Apr...
Posted by Solidturd on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

Clavical-ed fractured

So... it was a morning like most, meaning that the day started with my bitch ass alarm screaming at me to wake up. But this time it was acually screaming at me because i had a morning shift to get to ...
Posted by Solidturd on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST

all my friends

all my friends are marriedevery Tom and Dick and Harryyou must be strongto go it alonehere's to the bachelorsand the bowery bumsand those who feel that they're the oneswho are better off without a wif...
Posted by Solidturd on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

night and day

got to love being bi-polar, it's like a rollercoaster of fun and bullshit.So... i thought i would write in a diffrent tone than my last enter-e. Oh goshSo, i know the one thing that makes people happy...
Posted by Solidturd on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:25:00 PST

hi

dudepolice stategoverment cover uplies.you listen, you can"t see the lines that have layed in the sand for yearssleepjust sleepno worries broyou can do more than what you were taughtif they could stri...
Posted by Solidturd on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

Hello, hi, and high fives

i am alive.I am well. I am not so close to a computer as of resently, so i apologize if i have been dis-tent with the myspace bullshit.I work downtown still. It's ok because all the fucking students...
Posted by Solidturd on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST