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Tamara

A sucker is born every minute, but a swallower is hard to find....

About Me

Im really not as cool as everyone wants to try and make me out to be. I really don't like a lot of people. Im really mean, but for some reason, people like it. Im not sure why. Im still just waiting for that one thing...until then, I guess you are all stuck with the cynical, procrastinating, self absorbed asshole that I am :D
Your Monster Profile
Cruel Enigma

You Feast On: Beer

You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars

You Especially Like to Torment: Groupies What's Your Monster Name?

My Interests

I have 4 beautiful snakes

I'd like to meet:

Everyone worth my time...

Music:

I listen to just about everything. Music is food for the soul, and your soul calls for what it wants to listen to. I listen to anything from Black Metal to Electronic, from Rock to Hip Hop, from Classical to Thrash, it just depends on the mood. To have a closed mind about music is to have a closed mind on the idea of music. If you don't like my tastes, then you don't have to listen to my music.

Movies:

I like all sorts of movies, as long as they keep my intrests. I love Troma films, and horror flicks, and zombie movies, and "mind fuck" movies, but I can sit down and enjoy just about anything, as long as the plot line doesn't make me want to stick sharpened pencils in my eyes. All movies do is create an image for a few hours to make you stop thinking about the real world, a little safe haven, a daydream without sleeping... Oh, and porn, gotta love porn, nothing like introspective graphic moments for later ...

Television:

I like to watch Adult Swim when I can catch it. I love the show Weeds, and am glad its back on. I also watch the History channels, and the science channel. I also watch the movie channels, when something good is on.

Books:

I don't read as much as I would like to. I love Bukowski, and I also enjoy thrillers (fiction or true crime). I also enjoy reading about Reptiles. But sometimes, a good erotic novel is just what you need!

Heroes:

Ive picked them, and I have honored them.

My Blog

Im riding your ass....I might decide to stick my fist up it...

driving.  its a pet peeve, for some of us who have high road rage.  I used to want to get a paintball gun and shoot painballs at cars who don't drive the way I think they should.  Then ...
Posted by Tamara on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

I love Gwar

This isn't a Gwar video, but still an honorable mention, due to its great humor.  .. height="350" width="425">..>...
Posted by Tamara on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:36:00 PST

Exposed, with clothes on

Sometimes, I think im too hard on others, sometimes I think im too hard on myself.  I don't think im fair to either one half the time.  With others, I refuse to let my life be subject to ot...
Posted by Tamara on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:40:00 PST

A Poem

Picking up pieces of life The utter turmoil of a regetful situation I look at it with wisdom And remorse for my thoughts. Mistakes once made Learning from conclusive meanings How distraught it may see...
Posted by Tamara on Sat, 20 May 2006 05:23:00 PST

King Diamond!

Thats right bitches!    Take the quiz: "What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)"King DiamondYou are King Diamond, a band that actually is Satanic and not doing it for the show. Your lyrics...
Posted by Tamara on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST

Attraction

What is attraction? Is it Lust? Love? What could possibly be the trigger that makes us so vulnerable? Is it qualities you see in others? The qualitites you want, can't have, but hope to grasp by havin...
Posted by Tamara on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 12:24:00 PST

Scorpion!!!

    Its a crappy photo, but eh, it will do im doing one at a time... so im less gimpy.....
Posted by Tamara on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:58:00 PST

Is this real, or just some crazy dream

So, I had the most crazy dream I have ever had.... it tops all of them... It was like a horror movie, and I haven't watch movies in like months... so I think it might have been the pain killers I took...
Posted by Tamara on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:34:00 PST

Consumer Report

  I use Colgate teeth products.  And I was super excited about the new Colgate 360 when it came out.  You know what toothbrush I am talking about, the one with the tongue scrapper. ...
Posted by Tamara on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:06:00 PST

"Seth"

here are some photos for you wanting to see them:   around my arm when I first took him out this morning... shows the poor scars:   Showing his belly Around my neck, don't we both look tir...
Posted by Tamara on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:36:00 PST