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Norway / Norge

We burn down churches and kill whales, just for fun

About Me

Slightly larger than New Mexico.
Border countries: Finland, Sweden and Russia.
Population: 4.546.123.

My Interests


Longboats are very practical when you go raping and plundering in other countries.

I'd like to meet:

norwegians
people who love norway
people who love norwegians
people who loves a norwegian wood
...basically everyone

Music:

Anal Babes
Animal Alpha
Audrey Horne
The Beautiful People
Black Debbath
Backstreet Girls
Brutal Kuk
Burzum
Cadillac
The Carburetors
The Cumshots
Dark Throne
Datsun
Desperado
Dimmu Borgir
El Caco
Emperor
Enslaved
Gluecifer
Gothminister
Haggis
Immortal
Johndoe
Jokke & Valentinerne
JR Ewing
Kovenant
Madrugada
Magnum Maids
Mayhem
Mensen
Miksha
Mortiis
Null$skattenylterne
Old Mans Child
The Oowees
Rehab Royale
Ricochets
Satyricon
SCUM
Sideburn Satan
Silver
Skambankt
Slömber
Torch
Trashcan Darlings
The 3rd And The Mortal
Thulsa Doom
Turbonegro
We
Zeromancer
...and a lot more

Movies:

KonTiki (documentary, winner of Oscar )

Heroes:


Ex-Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik of Norway meets with Uncle George in the awsome Oval Office, a gift from the voting people of America.

Fridjof Nansen - explorer, author, athlete, oceanographer, statesman, and laureate of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Varg Kvisling Larsson Vikernes
(aka Count Grishnackh aka Greven) - Satans favorite guy.

Kurt Nielsen - Winner of World Idol 2003/2004 and a hobbit.

"Rattus Norvegicus" - The only animal other than man which has been scientifically proven to laugh.

My Blog

About Me

I get a lot of messages and comments asking who is behind this page. To end all your wondering, I'll give you some clues. Sex: Male Age: 36 Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway (still live here) Speaks: No...
Posted by Norway / Norge on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:30:00 PST

Cool Norway best place to chill

CNN) -- It may get down to chilly sub-zero temperatures in mid-winter, but the cold climate country of Norway remains the best place in the world to live, according to the latest research by the Unite...
Posted by Norway / Norge on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:33:00 PST

Comedian straps engine to dead pig and uses it as a boat

Animal rights activists are furious after a Norwegian comedian attached an engine to a dead pig and used it as a boat. Kristopher Schau and his colleagues also tried blowing up rats and hamsters ...
Posted by Norway / Norge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Norway Minister Marries Gay Lover

Norwegian Finance Minister Per-Kristian Foss has married his gay companion, becoming the first member of a Norwegian government to enter a binding homosexual partnership. Under a 1993 law, gay...
Posted by Norway / Norge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Facts for the Traveler

Visas: Scandinavian citizens can enter Norway freely without a passport. Citizens of the USA, Canada, Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand do not require visas for stays of less than three month...
Posted by Norway / Norge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quick Facts About Norway

Two centuries of Viking raids into Europe tapered off following the adoption of Christianity by King Olav TRYGGVASON in 994. Conversion of the Norwegian kingdom occurred over the next several decades....
Posted by Norway / Norge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST