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Jesus Christ Nuclear Apocalypse

About Me

It was the late 80's. Thrash was getting too old and predictable. Thrash needed a revival. Nobody knew more about revival than our lord Jesus Christ. He figured.....if anyone can thrash hardcore style, it's Jesus Christ. So he rounded up some new apostles from around the globe that he knew could thrash harder than anyone else. Thus became the birth of Jesus Christ Nuclear Apocalypse. It shall come to pass that thrash shall regain it's place in the music world.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/11/2005
Band Members: Jesus Christ-Lead Guitar
Brother David "I wish I was in 696" Von Hammershmidt-Rhythm Guitar
Brother Shahawar Matin Siraj-Vocals
Brother Steven Alvarez-Drums, Backing Vocals
Influences: Youth Of Today, Minor Threat, MDC, Judge, Body Count, Project X, Black Flag, Die Kreuzen, 696, Bold, Stikky, Charles Bronson, Hogans Heroes, Crucial Youth, D.R.I., Anal Cunt, Stryper, The Book of Psalms.
Sounds Like: Holy terror.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

God Fucking Rulz

GOD FUCKING RULZ GOD RULZ!GOD RULZ!YOU BETTER BELIEVE GOD MOTHERFUCKING RULZ!YOU BETTER GET ON YOURFUCKING KNEES AND PRAY MOTHERFUCKER!COZ GOD MOTHERFUCKING RULZ!NOWS THE TIME TO REPENT COZ GOD FUCKIN...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 16:44:00 GMT

Gayfers, Faggots, and Homosexuals

GAYFERS FAGGOTS AND HOMOSEXUALS Go to churchbut you take it in the assThat's not the way it's supposed to be!Don't you knowhere's how it isGod hates fags but he loves me!You think about men when you p...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:18:00 GMT

Christ Is My Holocaust

Christ Is My Holocaust .....And the Lord's so good to meI pray to him before I sleepI pray that the heathens will change their waysI pray for the Jews, drug dealers, and gaysNobody's perfect but I try...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 16:08:00 GMT

I Weep For Your Soul, Faggot

I WEEP FOR YOUR SOUL, FAGGOT I WEEP FOR YOUR SOUL Hey there all you heathensI just don't understandMy fucking teeth are clenched asI WEEP FOR YOUR SOUL I never see any of you at churchWhy can't you se...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 13:49:00 GMT

Praise Da Lord

PRAISE DA LORD Why do yougo to churchand still you drink?Don't you even care what Jesus thinks?And then youpray at nightthat you won't dieBut you stillsit around all dayand you get high. I thought top...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 08:27:00 GMT

Go The Fuck To Church

GO THE FUCK TO CHURCH Jesus ChristHARDCOREGo to churchHARDCOREJesus ChristHARDCORETake your ass to fucking church!TestamentHARDCOREBook of PsalmsHARDCOREHoly WaterHARDCORETake your ass to fucking chur...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 08:23:00 GMT

Thou Shalt Not Listen To Slayer

THOU SHALT NOT LISTEN TO SLAYER I heard a Slayer songcalled "Jesus Saves"But it didn't exalt his name or anythingNow I've fucking trashed all those CD'sBecause I knowThe Lord would not be pleasedThou ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 08:20:00 GMT