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james jump

About Me

In 1784 my great grand father James Nelson Oglethorpe Berman the III invented the lightbulb, the hammer and fire. He also led many great voyages which led to the discovery of China,Paraguay,Maps and Europe. His motto "yeah buddy, spaghetti is good eatin" has led my family for generations I continue in this noble tradition with my fine brand of all natural homemade jams and fruit preserves. Now can you dig it?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you princess! your a very special girl! YES! yes you are.

My Blog

i am not kidding.

    What the hell happened to you? Your so lame now!
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:15:00 GMT

Mexico photos

  http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilplasticgirl/
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:00:00 GMT

love?

i feel in love with a girl beforei've also fallen in love with:a ham sandwicha jar of picklesa collinder and a copy machine
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:00:00 GMT

hello ladies

    caught you looking
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:53:00 GMT

smell

   the new measurement for smell is "hobo" 1 "hobo" is how i smell on sunday afternoons after a 2 day bender 10 "hobos" is what an average person smells like when they see me at work 10.5 "h...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:49:00 GMT

LOST

  I got so drunk last night. i lost my toothbrush if anyone sees it. please return it. no questions asked.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:49:00 GMT