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Jess

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About Me

I like bourbon and movies. I dance for Effie's Club Follies & Shitty Candy and the Circus Peanuts. I sew costumes and other things. I've made one wig and want to make more. My cats are cute.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Patrick Swayze. Justin.

My Blog

pin-up calendar

Next year  I'm going to be Miss May in the Effie's calendar.  We're planning to take our photos soon and we're using classic pin-ups as inspiration for our own photos.  I've narrowed my...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:40:00 GMT

where's my fucking unicorn?? *caution, i'm bitching*

My car sucks.  The fuel pump shit itself today and the car won't start.  It would cost 300 dollars to fix, or I could sell it to a scrap yard for 125 and buy a bike.  Guess which one I'...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:36:00 GMT

tribulations in the u.s.

Here is what my life has been like since I got back to Athens. 1.  Hung out with friends on Friday and Saturday.  It was awesome. 2.  Spent $85 dollars and 2.5 hours first attempting to...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:23:00 GMT

i think i'm coming down with something

Something called the blues.  Last night Steve and I went to the blues bar we've been frequenting.  We made friends with an older English guy, Nick the Barrister, who brought us there a week ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:53:00 GMT

the microorganisms in my foot

These little guys seem to be sending me a cosmic message I can't quite understand yet.  The raised red line has curved into the shape of a question mark and the point of entry makes the dot. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:43:00 GMT

i have a parasite!

Its name is cutaneous larvae migrans.  It fucking rules.  I knew I had it this morning, when what used to look like a bug bite started looking like a raised red line curving around on the so...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:47:00 GMT

shopping

I bought the most glorious shoes of my life today: 3.5 inch heeled, round toed, silver leather beauties that show just the slightest bit of toe cleavage.  I want to wear them immediately, but we ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:35:00 GMT

a nauseatingly educational day

Some of this is gross.  You've been warned. Today we went to a university hospital in the Thonburi suburb of Bangkok to visit several medical museums.  We walked from our neighborhood to a ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:10:00 GMT

hot damn

Steve got a rad tattoo last night.  Look at his blog for a picture of it.  It took 5 hours!  We spent our whole tattoo budget on him, so I didn't get one, but I just might spend our who...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:15:00 GMT

the week in review

We went to Railay where the beaches are absolutely stunning and everything is overpriced.  In the course of a week, I managed to glean some sort of tan without getting sunburned, watched an unsuc...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:38:00 GMT