I like to get baked with my spuddies. Boiled, frenched, stewed.... You Name It! I love it all! Just gimme gimme gimme attention!!
I love people who eat me without any guilt. I'm much better for you than you think (depending on how you prepare me, of course). Since I havce no central nervous system, you don't have to worry about me feeling pain. I promise!
People who call them Freedom Fries aren't educated about what they're eating. They aren't called french fries because they have anything to do with that "country". They are called that because of the way they are made. They are FRENCHED. It's a style of cutting. They were created in Belgium, and have NOTHING to do with France! I guess they should be called frenched fries, but they're not. Deal with it.
The Monkees. Oh, and Kenny Rogers. Of course, I can't forget Menudo! (the 1992-93 configuration was the best one ever!)I love this song too .. ..
The Day the Potato Stood Still. First Spud. Mashed: First Spud part II. Office Spuds. The Forbidden Tuber. The Usual Potatos. Potato Trek I - IV (Part V was just a flashback movie. What a waste!) Potato the 13th! A Potato before X-mas.... and anything starring Russel Crowe... he's dreamy!
I watch a lot of television. Too much to be exact. I have a whole bunch of eyes, so that's about all I do. The problem... since I don't have any hands, I can't ever change the channel. What a bummer, eh?
I have a bunch of eyes, so I can read several books at the same time. However.... I can't turn the pages because I don't have any hands (I hate having to remind people of this fact. Too bad, so sad!
Mr. Potato Head. Heather (my first friend) Don Ho.