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The Potato!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm 29 years old in Potato years. It's actually MUCH younger in human years. I'm a Potato. A Russet to be exact. I grew up in dirt, in Idaho. My Mom was a Tuber, my Dad was a Tuber, and all of my siblings were Tubers. Honestly, I don't know any other life. I do know this.... I LOVE being a Potato! I'm an excellent source of Potassium. I'm full of fiber. I'm rich in Vitamin C. I kick ass! The Potato was the first vegetable grown in space!

Potatoes Rock!

My Interests

I like to get baked with my spuddies. Boiled, frenched, stewed.... You Name It! I love it all! Just gimme gimme gimme attention!!

I'd like to meet:

I love people who eat me without any guilt. I'm much better for you than you think (depending on how you prepare me, of course). Since I havce no central nervous system, you don't have to worry about me feeling pain. I promise! People who call them Freedom Fries aren't educated about what they're eating. They aren't called french fries because they have anything to do with that "country". They are called that because of the way they are made. They are FRENCHED. It's a style of cutting. They were created in Belgium, and have NOTHING to do with France! I guess they should be called frenched fries, but they're not. Deal with it.

Music:

The Monkees. Oh, and Kenny Rogers. Of course, I can't forget Menudo! (the 1992-93 configuration was the best one ever!)I love this song too .. ..

Movies:

The Day the Potato Stood Still. First Spud. Mashed: First Spud part II. Office Spuds. The Forbidden Tuber. The Usual Potatos. Potato Trek I - IV (Part V was just a flashback movie. What a waste!) Potato the 13th! A Potato before X-mas.... and anything starring Russel Crowe... he's dreamy!

Television:

I watch a lot of television. Too much to be exact. I have a whole bunch of eyes, so that's about all I do. The problem... since I don't have any hands, I can't ever change the channel. What a bummer, eh?

Books:

I have a bunch of eyes, so I can read several books at the same time. However.... I can't turn the pages because I don't have any hands (I hate having to remind people of this fact. Too bad, so sad!

Heroes:

Mr. Potato Head. Heather (my first friend) Don Ho.

My Blog

Why I hate this website - by The Potato!

Not many Potatoes have a high speed internet connection.  I, however, do.  Not having any hands, it can sometimes take a while for me to type things out.  What makes things much more di...
Posted by The Potato! on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST