2008 DIDN'T-a HAPPEN! |
and not that I deleted a bunch of posts, either! I just woke up one morning a TIME TRAVELER! And the year was aaaaalll the way into January of two-thousand-and-nin-e. We had a black president, another...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:34:00 GMT |
Oy, I’ve got a million and Q things to do! |
And posting on my blog ain't apposed to be one of 'em! But eating this deelicious cocoanut cream pie... IS
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:07:00 GMT |
If only dere wuz a place fer me out dere... somewheres |
I wish there was a group that could accept me for the awesomeness that is Larry.
I wish I was the only Larry. So i could just call myself 'The.'
I wish they made more foods in powdered form.
I wish cl...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:26:00 GMT |
o sweet mystery of life at last i’ve found you |
What's with all these kids today and their Harry Potter? O, I don't mind so much the occultism or black arts brainwashing, hell, they get that enough with the PBS anyways. I mean, was a time in my hey...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:23:00 GMT |
Aries. Nobody likes you. |
I'd like to thank the Acamdemy of Motion Pictures and the Humane Society for the dog meat that has been keeping me well fed over the years. Mom and Dad. Without you I would've been a normm...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:10:00 GMT |
29 steps to the left and 1 diagonaly |
Mark and Tammy stopped over the other night. Mark brought back my nose hair clippers that he borrowed back in June of '07. Talk about a mess. Tammy said that its supposed to hail gau...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
Ska, Paul Reiser, and Big Bird. 3 Things that should be dead. |
Dear Chester Cheetah, Your product is making my teeth periwinkle. They give my gas anymore. I remember back in olden days (the 1980's), when your product tasted great. Plus then you...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:27:00 GMT |
You have the most beautiful smile |
Why don't I ever see things like this on my picture comments? Paul Giamatti-dammit! Sometimes I think that none of you appreciate the gift of Larry in your life. I mean, Good sweet holy Rufus Thomas! ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:37:00 GMT |
Marxism |
Chico, Groucho, Gummo, Harpo, Oprah, Karl, Zeppo, Check, Quotation, and Question. The marx I know.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:59:00 GMT |
Woodchucks |
feh. feda. federal. fedora. Kfed ooooh I hate that son of a bitch. Never, NEVER will I have dinner with him again. He made fun of my suspenders. Nobody makes ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:20:00 GMT |
