Sebastian Scissorkick - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like to ROCK IT! all the time. Even when I sleep, I rock. Don't even try to be more rockin' then me cuz I made of Rock!
I Rock so hard that Chevy named a car after me: The iROC. they had to change the name a little because I couldn't let no damn car be more rockin than me, so they made it less rockin so I could be more rock... I's just dun had a burthday tha other day. I turned thurtie won. My Uncle made me my favurite kind of cake because he Rocks IT! I rocked this cake so hard that I feel on my face and hit a Rock with my eye. My mom always said I had an eye for Rock-ness, Now I can really Rock IT! with my eye...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Ladies, of course. I rock it and I need a lady that can Rock It as hard as me. If a lady can't take the rock , then I can most definately give the rock until she is ROCKED!
I picked up this Canadian broad over in a Hayville bar just the other night. She seemed like she can Rock, but I ain't sure she can Rock my kind of Rock when I Rock IT! Not a worry of a True Rocker like me, as soon as I put the ole Scissorkick Slide-In on her she'll be easier than swapping a Ford Double-carbbed engine with a Chevy 350 Ultramag intake transmission that I did with my Uncle just last week.

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I found one of ma long lost bruthers on the interweb tha other day. His name is Billy Ray Cleetus Clampet Jr. III. I call him 'cleets' fer short cuz i can't talk a name that long. the longest word i can say is "Pabst Blue Ribbon, please..." when i go to the store to get some juice for dinner. I member seeing him digging in our trash when we was a young'un on the farm, but my mother said he was one of the dirty kids from down the road.
I somehow KNEW my lyin whore mother had more that the 12 brothers and 8 sisters she said I had.

Welcum home Cletus. Dern Tootin'

My Blog

My ex

Tha uther day i raned into one of my ex-gurlfrends.She was so crazy about me when we dun dated for 2 months. Although, she don't like SallyJoebeth much. She looks like she was mad, but i couldn't tell...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Dec 2004 12:58:00 GMT

Uncle

My Uncle James, the uncle that lives in the mountains finally got him a new wife. Except she isn't new because she is my cousin Stuella. He sent this picture of them together at their wedding. He said...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:15:00 GMT

Look Ma, I made tha paper!!

I was famous for 2 days when this story came out.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 08:38:00 GMT

My Cousin Burl

My Cousin Burl that lives in wyoming said if I went and visited him in Wyoming then I could totally Rock IT with some hot women he's got over there. I was like "Hell Yea, Cousin Burl. I can totally Ro...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:55:00 GMT

Rocking 26 hours a day

yesterday my cousin Jerry came over and wanted to go over to our friend Jimmy's house that lives in the city and play some Hockey. I said "Man, I Rock Hockey!" Jimmy lives over in one of them hou...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:24:00 GMT

Diaries of a Rocker pt.2

Yea, and my Uncle came over after we Rocked It all Saturday night down by the corner mart and was like "Dude, we rocked it so hard all night". I was like "yea, man we were so Rockin".There were these ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 09:42:00 GMT

Diaries of a Rocker...

Dude, The other day I was recovering from rocking so hard for the whole week before. But before I could do that I ran into some another challenge to My Rock throne. A true Rocker's Rock duty is never ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Nov 2004 15:08:00 GMT

Rock It!1

Dude, if you can rock it like me, then you could almost be as cool, but I ain't gonna beleive that you aren't as rockin as me.my Rockin started when I was only 2. I Rocked IT so hard that all the girl...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Nov 2004 11:54:00 GMT