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Mr. Creepy Pants

I am here for Dating

About Me

Hey, I just got myself a sleeping bag that i live in under a bridge by the river. Until 3 weeks ago i lived with my grandma in a trailor near Delano, MN. I have held 2 jobs in my life, both when I was 14. First I was a boy-slave for a Equedorian imigrant man named Pablo. He had a beautiful wife and 3 daugters, one of which was my age. When Pablo was done doing his buiseness with me he would have his wife and daughters beat me with reeds. My other job was changing the lettering on the signs for churches and city hall. Now i beg for money so that i can buy candy for the children that i love so much.
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My Interests

Children, going down to the river for swims, sleeping in my sleeping bag, begging, buying candy.

I'd like to meet:

Children, and many lovely ladies to talk about the birds and the bees with.

Music:

Kelly Clarkson

Movies:

Anything about cowboys or athletes. I love those guys in thier little outfits.

Television:

The Brady Bunch, I Love Lucy

Books:

Catcher In The Rye

Heroes:

Micheal Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Jesus

My Blog

Crabs

I just got a new batch of crabs that i have never seen before from this girl that has been living down by the river with  the rest of us.  she gave them to us all.  well, i cant say she...
Posted by Mr. Creepy Pants on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:49:00 PST