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Alcohol

Drink Me!!!

About Me

Well, I go down easy and come up rough. I was created by the monks cuz they were bored and couldn't get laid. I come in many flavors, shapes, and colors. I can be your worst enemy but I prefer to be your best friend. Don't abuse me and I won't abuse you. Drink more, it's good for ya!!!...No, I am NOT here to sell you shit. Just wanna get you fucked. Hey, let's all get pissed!!!

My Interests

Getting you drunk as quick as possible.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a thirst for the drink.

Music:

Anything sounds good when your passed out...right?

Movies:

Sideways, Animal House, Leaving Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, How to be a Bartender, Where the Buffalo Roam, Cocktail.

Television:

Cheers

Books:

How to be a Bartender, 1001 Easy Drinking Recipes, Drink Drank Drunk

Heroes:

Anyone who doesn't quit...like those AA losers.

My Blog

Shawn- Halloween 2005. Somerdale, NJ.

At the time of this incident, I was working at a movie theatre. My boss was having a party to celebrate what had become my favorite holiday. Anyone who worked at the theatre, was working the night of ...
Posted by Alcohol on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST

Laura- Last Fat Tuesday. San Antonio, Texas

I asked you silly fucks to send in your crazy drunk stories and here's the first I received.  If you want a story to be posted here for the world to see, just send it in with your name, the date,...
Posted by Alcohol on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Greatest Drink in the Universe...

What, in your opinion, is hands down the be all drink of all drinks?Stamp me ol' fashioned...but just give me a tall rum and coke, lite on the cola with lots of ice.  Fuck yeah!
Posted by Alcohol on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

Oh My Me!!!

So this guy was drinking me right? He totally threw me up all over this bitches dress. Later that night he totally pee'd me all over his grandfathers world war II uniform. Hey, I'm just trying to d...
Posted by Alcohol on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST