About Me
Ah mayne wurr do i staut? I b 22 yrs old, juss gradjuated frum booka t washingtom elementree skool in 06 (hona stewdent! ya-e-ya-e!). I staut martin lutha high next yurr (holla!). I live in da bluff (reprosent!).I wuz pronounsed wit down sindrum win I wuz lil cuz my moma luved da pipe. Win I wuz 19 I shot my fif grade teacha in da fase 4 callin me a homosapien (firs time in prisom). Win I wuz 21 I shit on a poleece officas wife win she wuz sleepin (second time in prisom). I bin out uv prisom 4 almoss 2 yurrs. I run my own farmusutical biniss now (if u want sumthin holla at cha boi). I rap 2, butt i aint got da demoz bak frum da stewdio so i posted da lyriks down thurr at da bottom, I love kool-ade, manaze sammichs, star trek (wut wut!), OE, titties, long walks on da beach, an shootin mufukas in da face (wile takin long walks on da beach if posible). fine biches nead 2 send me dey nude pics
Dis iz sum lyrics 2 mi new song"Say helo 2 mi ding-a-ling". Da corus iz in bold. Holla atcha boi if u like it.
Dis is mi dik go ahed an say hi, it wont bite, its shy, an it gots feelins so dunt make it cry.
It juss wunts a lil fun, so massage it wit yo tongue, or put it betwean 2
buns an eat it fo lunch.
Da lokness monsta isnt reel, i tlked 2 playgirl an made a deel, so dey sent da pikchas out uv mi wang fo sum dolla bills.
Dis song is 4 da biches frum da bluff, or da 1's who juss wanna fuk, if u gots ani luk, ul git it in yo butt.
U mite half scene it on tv, or on a kung fu movee wit bruse lee, it wuz even on dat show maury, "big diks an da owners who abuse dem" wuz da story.
Win im ad da groshery sto it alwayz gits parkin fines, but it keaps mi place in line, even win i'm on ile nine.
Say helo 2 mi ding-a-ling, bow down an kiss it like a pinky ring, it even gots its own ding-a-ling.
So bow down an kiss dat 2, or ill slap u, den grind u into dog food, an let mi dog turn u into poo poo.
Dis is juss a lil song 2 let al da biches no, dis aint yo average pole, it
wuz da sekond gunman on da grassy nole.
Dey call mi dik da "almitey wang", it cood b becuz uv da fame, or becuz
biches use it az a umbrella win it stauts 2 rain.
Mi dik has a game out 4 da play stayshun 2, xbox tree sicksty balked at da price an called da almitey wang a foo, so it shot bil gates in da face an it owns microsoff now 2.
Apollo 13 dint git bak to earf bi aksident, NASSA sent mi 70 buks for da
almitey wang 2 rent, an it went out an saved da asstronots an all dey gave mi wuz a tank u card an a breaf mint.
Its az big az a tree, won da nlfs MVP, taut martial arts 2 jet li, an wuz da
original leeds singa uv creed.
If u wunt 2 take a chanse, il take it out mi pants, put it in to hans, den we can do da no pants danse.
But be awurr, dat once its out uv mi undawurr, ima make u sign a contrakt rite thurr, dat u iz liable fo any damages cuz itl be legally in yo curr.
Say helo 2 mi ding-a-ling, bow down an kiss it like a pinky ring, it even gots its own ding-a-ling.
So bow down an kiss dat 2, or ill slap u, den grind u into dog food, an let mi dog turn u into poo poo.
Dis is juss a lil song 2 let al da biches no, dis aint yo average pole, it
wuz da sekond gunman on da grassy nole.
Mi wang is da cause uv smog, plays wit licon logs, an takes a daily jog,
while updatin its online blog.
Da almitey wang is da numba 1 leada in deafs in females ages 18-26, it paks a punch like a ton uv briks, its like gettin fuked bi a thousand diks.
Mi wang sunk da titanic, can b used az a hammik, iz da reason 4 da vanishin uv atlantis, an has a deal wit deaf row rekads.
Its got its own Airia kode, an its allwayz print'd in bold, juss so u no, it
aint no ordinarie chode.
Mi dik sings luv songs, smokes on bongs, is an ex con, an raps wit P. Diddy an Lil Jon.
Dis is a song 4 da ladies, juss so dey no win its foamin at da mouf it dunt got rabies, it meens 2 take it out yo cunt so we dunt make no babies.
Say helo 2 mi ding-a-ling, bow down an kiss it like a pinky ring, it even gots its own ding-a-ling.
So bow down an kiss dat 2, or ill slap u, den grind u into dog food, an let mi dog turn u into poo poo.
Dis is juss a lil song 2 let al da biches no, dis aint yo average pole, it
wuz da sekond gunman on da grassy nole.
I gots a artist page up chek it out an add mi
