BUY BLACK SANTAS SHIT AT HIS SHOPPY SHOP SHOP
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What can I say man?! I'm crazy! See, like I was the first Santa right? But back when everyone was like "Noooo, Santa can't be black!" and I was like "Why not, I still bring love and joy!" and they were like "Yeah, but you might be hung if you go in the wrong white boy's house in the South" (this was way back when, ya know.) So they fired my ass.So yeah, now I live in the Broynx, and I've developed a slight crack addiction. Alright, so it's a bit more than slight, but what are you going to do... This one time I was sitting on my street corner smoking a newport and this bastard comes up to me and is like "Hey man, why don't you just give it up, throw the suit away and call it quits, you're never gonna be the real santa." I looked at that bitch and said "Hey man! that ain't nice! I can't throw this suit away cause if I do, the police is gonna give me public nudity charge and shit, and if I get that, I can't afford no more crack!" ...and then he kicked me and i lost my newport cause it fell into a puddle and I cried. ....then I got s'more crack and it didn't matter.