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Black Santa (OG)

Nobody drops bombs like black santa

About Me

SHIT I LOVE ME SOME STREE WEAR SO I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TIME TO BRAND MY BLACK ASS. BUY MY SHIT. I GOTZ MORE DESIGNS ON DA WAY BUT CHECK OUT WHAT A NIGGAS FLOSSIN.

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What can I say man?! I'm crazy! See, like I was the first Santa right? But back when everyone was like "Noooo, Santa can't be black!" and I was like "Why not, I still bring love and joy!" and they were like "Yeah, but you might be hung if you go in the wrong white boy's house in the South" (this was way back when, ya know.) So they fired my ass.So yeah, now I live in the Broynx, and I've developed a slight crack addiction. Alright, so it's a bit more than slight, but what are you going to do... This one time I was sitting on my street corner smoking a newport and this bastard comes up to me and is like "Hey man, why don't you just give it up, throw the suit away and call it quits, you're never gonna be the real santa." I looked at that bitch and said "Hey man! that ain't nice! I can't throw this suit away cause if I do, the police is gonna give me public nudity charge and shit, and if I get that, I can't afford no more crack!" ...and then he kicked me and i lost my newport cause it fell into a puddle and I cried. ....then I got s'more crack and it didn't matter.

My Interests

helping retarded kids learn how to dribble the rock...

I'd like to meet:

mexican and asian elfs to run my toy shop...and if you read this far then add me... I want to be your friend.Black Santa

My Blog

My Poetry

"You Know I'm the Blackest." now listen to me childrencome sit with me in my denima tell you a bedtime storyyou see back in the dayall the reindeer used to sayyo, hit me up wiff anotha forty!but one d...
Posted by Black Santa (OG) on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:55:00 PST

URGENT MESSAGE FROM BLACK SANTA

IM the black santa the blackest fuckin santa in the poles. I fuck up white santa behind the candy store. I punched his ass out, broke his jaw and bitches im a south paw. dont fuck with black santa ...
Posted by Black Santa (OG) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My RAP SONG!!!!

im black santa ill beat yo punk ass i smoke lots a grass and fuck lots of ass im the urban santa of the streets fuck every bitch between my sheets and roll harder than a motha fucka cause my sle...
Posted by Black Santa (OG) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brad and Jen

Ok OK ok I know everybody is looking to black santa to let you know whats going on with brad and jen. Becasue if one nigga knows whos naughty or nice its this motha fucka right chea!!! First of all ...
Posted by Black Santa (OG) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST