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Aunt Carol

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm not no duct tape bandit, baby!
I have a really great life. A lot of people are richer than I am. And maybe a few are better looking. But I don't know of anyone who has a better life. I have it made. I hope you do too.Layout made by

My Interests

Lee (the car)

I'd like to meet:

Cool SlideshowsFireman Bennie aka "Randy Junior"(click on his face!):..
Cool SlideshowsROCKSTAR BENNIE! (click on his face!)..
Cool SlideshowsGANGSTA GUNKLE MY UNCLE (click on his face):..
Cool Slideshows

Music:

I like it all. Maybe not opera, but I'm down with everything else.

Television:

LG - 50" Plasma HDTV - Silver/Black 50PC3D 1366 x 768 resolution; HDMI input; silver/black cabinet; 16:9 aspect ratio

Books:

OBJECT ORIENTED ANALYSIS: OBJECTS AND UML IN PLAIN ENGLISH BY BROWN; ORACLE PL/SQL INTERACTIVE WORKBOOK BY BENJAMIN ROSENZWEIG

Heroes:

Guncle my Uncle!!
SHeroes Aunt Ruby!
Favorite Hair Cutter Jani
Favorite Breakfast Chairy Joe & Eggs(that's honky for Chorizo Con Huevos)
Stupid question How come guys can talk about getting busy with each other's mamas and its funny but when a girl tells another girl she got busy with her daddy, it loses some of its funniness... at least that's what I heard.

My Blog

Texan sets record with 87 snakes in tub

WTF-word????!!Have we cured cancer and aids? Is the environment back on the right path? Is there no social injustice left? Is the world at peace? Have all the hungry been fed? Is there nothing els...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

Halloween Pics

It's Halloween at the Aunt Carol residence. The goblins are out in full force.First, here they are waiting with anticipation. They obviously cannot wait to get into their costumes so they are about to...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PST

Not another darn cat story!??!!

Ben and I have had difficulty in agreeing on a trashcan w/lid for various reasons. So, while we are trying to come to a decision, the cats have, upon occasion, still been able to get into the trash an...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:49:00 PST

FAIR PLAY

Went to the fair on Thursday.  I think it was old folks day, which was fine for me.  I didn't take any cash (duh!) and had to borrow from Bennie for the dang $10 parking.  A lady approa...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST

HELP!

I need a personal theme song for one of my classes, one that describes me.   Ben suggested "The bitch is back" or "I'm an asshole."   Apparently I have failed miserably at teaching...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST

DILBO

Ok, well at the beginning of class the other night we were discussing a very old play we had read which was riddled with bawdy symbolism.  The professor asked us, "Did you notice all of the dildo...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:16:00 PST

The Church Lady

When Carvey came out with the church lady skit, that imediately became my mom's nickname by all of my friends. But no matter what anyone says, and as hard as it is to beleive, there was one woman tha...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

Again with my exceedingly youthful looks....

Ben and I were in Walgreens. The cashier was an ole lady who greatly resembled Mrs. G from "The Facts of Life." She asked if I wanted to donate a dollar to some cause or another so I agreed. She ga...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

Boring-est Blog Ever. EVER.

I'm doing some closet cleaning for the next few years, it seems.  Sheesh.  Who knew someone could have so much stashed behind a few doors.  Plus I'm studying for classes, preparing inve...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

What would Freud say about this one?

One of my courses this semester is on dream interpretation. Last night I dreamt that my big cat was pissing on me.. intentionally... projectile pissing... aiming at me from across the room. I'll pro...
Posted by Aunt Carol on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST