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Damon

You know, sometimes... it might be difficult to walk a straight line, when you're half in the bag, a

About Me

I grew up in Vermont (It's a State. Yes, in America), where the most exciting thing that ever happened was the time a Bull Moose fell in love with a Dairy Cow and wouldn't leave it's side for days. Romantic, huh? (Actually, I'm pretty sure this incident was one of the inspirations for that "Everybody Loves Ramond" show.) The farmer finally had to shoot the Moose, so that he could milk the cow, but hey, that's love for you, right? I moved to St Paul, Minnesota when I was 18 because I hadn't done enough drugs in high school to keep me out of college. When I got to Macalester, I took care of that (in fact, if anyone remembers anything form those first couple years, please feel free to fill me in. I remember puking in my bed once, and something called "class" but that's about it), and yet somehow still managed to graduate with a history degree. My second year at Mac, I decided to get a job, so that I could start paying for goods and services. I was under 21, and I figured that if I was going to work, I might as well get something out of it besides a paycheck, and a sense of failed potential, so I got a job in a night club. I don't really remember much from the first couple years there, either. Now I manage the place, and I barely remember yesterday. The money may not be great, and the hours suck, but I've found something that I'm good at, and also something that I enjoy doing enough that I don't feel like it's sucking my soul out of me. Can you really ask for more than that in life?I also, on occasion, do this:

My Interests

I am fascinated by human nature. I enjoy psychological profiling, and observing social interaction (often, unfortunately, with a measure of disdain). I also play bass.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to go back in time, and shove Jesus. Or maybe play cards with Harry S Truman.

Music:

My taste in music follows a relatively interesting time line. I grew up listening to a lot of music from the 50's and 60's (The Everly Brothers, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, etc.). I was also real big into Rosenschantz (which I just spelled correctly on the first try) when I was 4 or so. In elementary school, I went through my obligatory pre-pubescent male Weird Al Yankovic phase. As I grew into middle school, I started listening to a lot of Led Zeppelin, Cream, and the Grateful Dead. From there, I made the natural progression to Hardcore, and spent several of my formative years riding with my friends in the back of my mother's mini-van, going to see bands like Scissor Fight and Madball. Nothing cures a little angst like a good mosh pit, I always say. With drugs, came Phish and the Jam Band scene. Oddly enough, though, in Vermont it was possible to listen to Phish and Sick of it All in the same sitting without getting ridiculed for it. These days, my musical tastes are as eclectic as ever. The way I see it, good music transcends genera. Hopefully I can maintain that outlook as I get older and crabbier. With the crap the kids are listening to these days, though, I don't know.Also, Primus sucks.More of a list person? How about: Adam Ant, Aesop Rock, Al Green, Alice Cooper, Amon Tobin, Angelo Badalamenti, The Arcade Fire, Arcwelder, Atmosphere, The B-52's, Babes in Toyland, Bad Brains, Early Bad Religion, Early Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles (I know, weird huh?), Beck, Bela Fleck, Bisco, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bob Log III, Brother Ali, Buckethead, Buckwheat Zydeco, Built to Spill, Burning Spear, Cake, Camper Van Beethoven, The Cars, Charles Bronson, Charlie Hunter, Cibo Matto, Clutch, Common, The Cows, Cracker, Crash Worship, Cream, Creedence, CSNY, Curtis Mayfield, Cypress Hill, David Bowie, De La, The Dead Boys, DK, Del, Derek & The Dominos, Devo, Digable Planets, D4, Dinosaur Jr., The Dirtbombs, Donavan, The Doors, Dr. Doom, Dr. Dre, The Dropkick Murphys, Drums & Tuba, The Duo, The Dwarves, Dylan, Ella Fitzgerald, Elvis Costello, Erykah Badu, The Everley Brothers, Eyedea etc., Fishbone, Five Seconds Expired, The Flaming Lips, Foghat, Frank Black, Sinatra, and Zappa (but not in that order), Fugazi, G. Love, Galactic, Garage A Trois, Garbage, Gogol Bordello, Gorilla Biscuits, Government Mule, The Grateful Dead, Green Milk From The Planet Orange, GNR, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hank Williams I & III, Har Mar, Hella, Heiroglyphics, Iggy Pop, Immortal Technique, Israel Vibration, Jane's Addiction, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Cliff & Smith, John Scofield, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, J5, Kaito, KMFDM, King Tubby, Kool Keith, Lake Trout, Leadbelly, Led Zeppelin, Lee Perry, Les Claypool (& anything he touches), Lifter Puller, The Locust, Lovage, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Maceo, Madball, Madlib, Mark MAllman, The Marmadukes, Marvin Gaye, MC Chris, Meat Beat Manifesto, MMW, Melt Banana, Metallica, The Micranots, Midnight Evils, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mike Watt, Miles Davis, Moe., Mogwai, The Monorchid, Morphine, Morris Day & the Time, Mos Def, Mr. Bungle, Mr. Dibbs, The Muffs, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, Neutral Milk Hotel, NIN, Nirvana, NOFX, Northern Comfort, ODB, Oxes, Oysterhead, Ozomatli, Paik, Paul Simon, Pavement, Peaches, Peanut Butter Wolf, Pearl Jam, The Perceptionists, Peter Tosh, The Pharcyde, Phish, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, The Police, Portishead, Poster Children, Primus, Prince, Propagandhi, Propellerheads, PE, Dj Q-Bert, Dj Quick, Radiohead, Rage, the Ramones, RantMusic, Ravi Shankar, REM, The Replacements, The Reverend Horton Heat, Dj Rhettmatic, Rivethead, RJD2, Robert Johnson, Robert Randolph, Robert Walter, The Rolling Stones, Room 101, The Roots, Run D.M.C., Sage Francis, Santana, Sausage, Savage Aural, Sebadoh, Selby Tigers, Sex Pistols, Dj Shadow, Shovel Dance, Sick of it All, The Slits, The Smiths, Snapcase, Snoop, Song of Zarathustra, Sonic Youth, Soul Asylum, Soul Coughing, Steel Pulse, Stevie Wonder, The Stooges, SCI, Sublime, Sugarcubes, The Suicide Machines, Superdrag, Swollen Members, Syd Barrett, Talking Heads, Ted Motherfuckin' Nugent, Tenacious D, Trippy Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Tortoise, TBT, Tribe Called Quest, Trip Shakespeare, TVBC, Unwound, The Velvet Underground, Veruca Salt, The Verve, Victor Wooten, Violent Femmes, WEEN, Weezer, Wesley Willis, The White Stripes, The Who, Widespread, Wilco, Willie Nelson, Wu-Tang, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowman, Yonder Mountain, Z-Trip, and about a bazillion others. Music makes me happy.

Movies:

I'm an aspiring director (by which I mean I like to dick around with my video camera, then throw the product in a drawer somewhere and try to pretend it doesn't exist), so I do like a good movie now and again.Here, in the exact order as they appear on my shelf, are the movies I like to have around in case I want to watch them (minus a bunch that my "friends" have "borrowed"):Die Hard I, Way of the Gun, The Howling, Snatch, A Fist Full of Dollars, Big Fish, The Warriors, Bad Lieutenant, Natural Born Killers, Blue Velvet, Coming to America, Casablanca, Dark City, The Magnificent Seven, Stripes, Caddyshack, Drawing Flies, Trading Places, Much Ado About Nothing, With Honors, Full Metal Jacket, Monster, Kill Bill vol. 1, The Man With Two Brains, Supertroopers, This is Spinal Tap, The Wash, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Starship Troopers, King of New York, Howl's Moving Castle, Time Bandits, Be Cool, Hotel Rawanda, Mean Streets, Saved, Anchorman, Dog Day Afternoon, 28 Days Later, "Bananas," Pump Up the Volume, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Aristocrats, Office Space, The Jerk, Falling Down, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Suicide Kings, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Roadhouse, Motorama, The Maltese Falcon, Dogma, Very Bad Things, Get Shorty, The Barbershop, The Big Lebowsky, Night of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pretty in Pink, Satyricon, The Usual Suspects, First Blood, Young Guns I, Young Guns II, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, House of 1,000 Corpses, Escape From New York, Clerks, Where the Buffalo Roam, Kill Bill vol. 2, Animal House, 1941, Scarface, The Truman Show, Casino, Spirited Away, The Deer Hunter, Pulp Fiction, O Brother Where Art Thou, Braveheart, A Fish Called Wanda, Meatballs, La Strada, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lost in Translation, The Godfather I, II, and even III, Annie Hall, El Mariachi, Reservoir Dogs (The Mr. Blonde version), True Romance, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Fisher King, Prom Night, The Marx Brothers Box Set, Jesus is Magic, Midnight Cowboy, Lost Highway, Bringing Out the Dead, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, Magnolia, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now: Redux, Blazing Saddles, Wet Hot American Summer, The Manchurian Candidate, The Departed, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Adaptation, Caligula, Heat, 12 Monkeys, and Tombstone.

Television:

The way I see it, television perpetuates the hegemonic control of our culture of consumption. However, if I were to take the stand that television is evil, and therefore to be shunned at every turn, I would miss out on a great deal of well made, intelligent content. Our culture revolves around television, and to ignore that fact is to cast yourself into a tiny world of elitist introversion. I think the vast majority of people in this country are dim-witted, ignorant boobs, but I'm not going to go off and live in a cave somewhere so that I don't have to interact with them. Besides, how weak would I be if I couldn't watch the train wreck that is the majority of popular television programming without submitting to its influence. I'd rather bask in the decline of our civilization with an air of cynicism and disdain.

Books:

Right now, I'm reading Stephen Colbert's book. It's not as good as I'd hoped, but it's not a complete waste of my time either.I enjoy Steinbeck most of the time, I absolutely adore Dostoevsky, and I have yet to come across anything by Camus that I didn't like. My favorite book of all time is "Zen, and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance," though I'm also rather partial to "The Tao of Pooh." Chances are, though, that if I'm reading, I'm reading historical non-fiction (Zinn, Both Chomsky's, Fonner, ect.). No, you're boring! So there! Pbbbbth!

Heroes:

My heroes are those who can see past my faults. I'm also partial to Frank Zappa who, sober, could go places in his mind that I can only dream about, and my parents, who somehow managed not to fuck me up too much.

My Blog

Here, I got you $60.

You've all used, or at least heard of "Airborne," the little effervescent tablets that claim to help prevent and shorten colds, right? Well apparently they've been sued because those claims are a litt...
Posted by Damon on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

Howard...The Duck

Rest in peace, Stever Gerber.Creator of Howard the DuckAnd Thundarr the BarbarianDon't cry, Thundarr... Barbarians don't cry....
Posted by Damon on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:27:00 PST

Very funny, subconscious.

I actually woke myself up laughing. In my dream my whole extended family and I are rushing around one big house, groggily trying to prepare from some wedding (16 Candles style). Oddly enough, Tom Crui...
Posted by Damon on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST

See, where I come from...

By JOHN CURRAN, Associated Press BRATTLEBORO, Vt. - A town petition making President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney subject to arrest for crimes against the Constitution has triggered a barrage o...
Posted by Damon on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:34:00 PST

State of the Union

Not mine, but funny shit... at least if you're a hippie/setlist nut.I: Intro*, Standing Around and Not Talking > Another Standing Ovation > I Done Fucked Up, "Admonishing Congress/It's On You Now" jam...
Posted by Damon on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

Cheese it! The cops!

From: http://www.word-detective.com"Cheese it!" or just "Cheese!" has been a cry of warning among criminals (and juvenile delinquents) since at least the early 19th century. The earliest citation for...
Posted by Damon on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

Poetry Corner

-Love Camel-You are a tall drink of watercoolsoothing my cracked lipsafter years spent wandering the desertShewas a cactus
Posted by Damon on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:17:00 PST

Talk hard!

Ok, so we all know that the media is nothing more than a tool to control the American public by instilling fear, manipulating language, white-washing art, generally dumbing us down, and, when necessar...
Posted by Damon on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

A NoCo reunion?

Left my heart in MemphisMemphis, TennesseeLeft my heart in MemphisWith the girl who used to love meLeft my heart in MemphisBut there's nothing that girl can do'Cause even though my heart's in MemphisB...
Posted by Damon on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:40:00 PST

Dear Fucking Morons who live in my apartment building

I like to recycle. Not a lot, mind you... just enough to get that warm feeling of self-aggrandizement. I'll be honest with you, though, I throw batteries in the trash... and a TV once. I know, I'm a h...
Posted by Damon on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 05:47:00 PST