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Swerve

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About Me

a little drama can make the day more interesting, wherever it goes. Me with the naughty kids of the local bike gang. Right before the drive-by macing:

My Interests

meeting strange strangers! I really met this guy today. He came up to me with a hat-full of one-liners about how he thinks I should get with him. And I made fun of him (of course), so he started to make fun of himself, as I took pictures on my camera phone, untill my boyfried came out of the coffee shop with my coffee. Scared dude away. But these are priceless: Notice the juice on his head as he balances on his skinny ass. Roller skating, pretty colors, black clothing, rock climbing, ROOF PARTIES, drinking, photography, hurting myself, reprimanding drunk assholes at work, yelling "run fatty" out car windows at skinny people with fake tans who are jogging (kidding. ok...I HAVE done this a few times), I love biking, biking, biking, (cars are evil, yet i partake in this ill-advised activity and thus have another reason to go to hell (--if there was hell, hahaha suckers), MNrollergirls.com, reading non-fiction history--Christian history is a fave (Jesus Christ!!! why are sooooo many of your followers such EVIL retards?) Juicing fruits and vegetables. I am interested a healthy planet, peace and goodness. I love open minded individuals with a sense of self and a sense of the inter-connectedness of everything. I love cynics, and also those with a good sense of sick humor. I love saunas, dark chocolate, adventure, drama. I love my life, my dog, my mom, my sister, and all my beautiful friends--animals included. AND my boy! yeee ha!

Movies:

I so identify...with the hair.

Television:

Ok if you take out the commercials, and the Fox news, I really love "Six feet Under." It has the best, most realistic character development. "The L word," cuz it turns me ..rek, Voyager" because in the future, hopefully, we too can can respect the 'prime directive,' get rid of the death penality, and repect all kinds of humanoids. "Carnival" cuz it's rad...even if it basicaly says the devil is real, which also leads to the logic that so is the Christian god. Comedy Central has the best analysis of world news. Cheers to the truths that hide in sarcasm!!! I love the Catholic channel at 5 am. funny. I hate the rich evangical Christian channels that are connected to all things evil.

Books:

NAked, by David Sedaris.Why Bush Must Go: A Bishop's Faith-Based Challenge, by Bishop Bennett J. Sims (my christian hero).Handmaid's Tail, Margret Atwood.The Red Tent, Anita Diamant.The Garden of VEGAN (cookbook), Tanya Barnard.

Heroes:

Cynics and whisle blowers, Bette Midler. Captin Katheryn Janeway of the starship voyager. I'd totally do her! Julie Andrews. my boyfriend. how he dresses when we go out drinking. Helmet, harness, and leashed. J/K (rockclimbing. we did it!)..

My Blog

drink up baby, look at the stars

ok this is the most touching version. ...
Posted by Swerve on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:29:00 PST

with your hands in the air, waiting to finally be caught

I am obsessed with the many versions of this song. Elliot's Smith's is still the best. ...
Posted by Swerve on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

I am keepin the bed from gettin dirty

I am keepin the bed from gettin dirtytonight (this morning at 7 am) I am going to peel off the clothing I have been wearing for the last 60 hours, and skip the shower, put on some clean pjs (that will...
Posted by Swerve on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

fantastic Skins

Slowly, I'm beginning to realise that most of the things that seem to matter to me, in fact, don't. Most of the things I'm afraid of are useless.This is not any new piece of knowledge, but some rekin...
Posted by Swerve on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

_^^ ^ Mournings ^^^ ^-

Life isn't so bad. I mean, I wake up and dance. And I shake off the dust and smoke and reconnect with my body after hours of sound clouds, vulgar shouts, shotsof all colors, blood in the sheets can't...
Posted by Swerve on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

dead babies

1. I've come to realize that my last real kiss... made me umm&you don't want to know. It rhythms with um though. 2. I am listening to.... Chooglin, playing live below this office. 3. I talk.... abo...
Posted by Swerve on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

Jill's tribute to us, the old crew

I had to copy Jill's blog-Because I love her. and love love love:"Expressing this shit for my old college crew, in case you guys are checking& Late night French fries burning the roof of my mouth. Sm...
Posted by Swerve on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

a big question.

We have created a class-based form of apartheid in which superiority and inferiority are determined not by whether one is white or black, but whether one is "legal" or "illegal."These oppositions are ...
Posted by Swerve on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

yippee irony

Date: Jan 4 2007 12:54 AM EIGHT LASTS: 8. last cigarette: 3 days ago 7. last beverage: old red wine. half glass. 6. last phone call: Calling Audrey, the sis. "Hey I still have your computer....I'll gi...
Posted by Swerve on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

PLAYBOY LOVES FIRST AVE...see mom...my job is cool.

Playboy loves First AvenueC4012.jpgTold you we read it for the articles: Playboy.com's "A-List" (we swear we called dibs on that name long ago) lists Minneapolis's own First Avenue as one of the ten b...
Posted by Swerve on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST