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Robertsonofabitch

Fuckin' shit up since 1972

About Me



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Sometimes you dance with the devil, sometimes the devil dances with you. You just gotta love to DANCE!
If you dont know who I play for, then you probably wouldn't give a shit anyway.

My Interests


So, I ask you, what if I were to challenge Satan?. Would that put me in the same position as God? One should live with the confidence that not only are they above Satan, but God as well. Sound pompous?, egotistical?, O.K., gimmie YOUR version...

I'd like to meet:

You, in a dark alley, with a fuckin' baseball bat. And this guy for a couple of beers, what a hoot that would be.

Music:

yes I like ABBA,
go fuck yourself.

Movies:

c'mon now, it's not THAT easy...

Television:

everyday

Books:

Been writing it for a while now, might be close to done, well.....

Heroes:

Keith Moon,
Lemmy,Keith Richards,Master Shake, Hunter Thompson, anyone who has had the seeds to try and take me, Wendy...Oh...

My Blog

2006

Wow, what a fuckin' year. As I reflect on all of the last of 365 days, I speculate, hope, and wonder. This year was very difficult for alot of those that I love, including myself. Althogh tragic on mo...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

the coma stories, yeah, more.

I'm on part 4 now and, wow, theese may go to 27. The cooked and/or boiled child that, well noone seemed to care about but me, sent me directly out of the fucking place. And keep in mind, there were co...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

Coma stories pt. 4

I remember running through the streets of Chicago, but, like any dream, It suddonly changed. I dont know exacyly where I was, maybe Wisconsin. It was cold and starting to snow. I lived in a little hou...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST

Life

A friend of mine died very recently, another. Just kinda makes ya think, eh. I'm starting to know almost as many dead people as I know live. Do I weep?, cry,? I dont know anymore. I've just grown accu...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

The coma stories pt. 3.5

I seemed to be living with her behind the back of my, well, I dunno, Wife, girlfriend, whatever. It is a fucking coma dream. shit. So, we were both working at this grocery store in Chicago and would g...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST

The coma stories pt.3

I was on the beach in South America. Scared, lost, and confused. I started walking down the beach when I saw a giant missle. Piloting this massive warhead was the leader of some country that had star...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

Yeah..

I am not a strong speller, just bear with me.
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

The coma stories pt. 2.5

I was living in New York with this girl who had a daughter that was'nt mine. We were married and I'd adopted this little girl as my own. Every morning, I'd get her ready for school. Dress her, feed he...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:35:00 PST

The coma stories pt. 2

I was reaching around trying to find my suit, and the girl got up and waited in the hallway. At this time, I was having alot of trouble getting dressed because my arms and legs would'nt work very well...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

The Coma Stories, pt. one

I was laying in bed in a dorm room at some college all whacked out of it. I was trying to sleep but kept getting woken up by loud people in the hallway outside my room. My room was right across from t...
Posted by Robertsonofabitch on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST