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Erik Allyn

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About Me


"Impaler" promo pic
I'm a former musician, ( Iron Fist, Impaler ) now a full-time working stiff. During a routine physical a few years ago, I learned that all those years of playing LOUD rock & roll without any kind of hearing protection took a major toll on my old ear drums. To prevent any further damage, I tried rehearsing with earplugs in, but they so drastically changed what I was hearing while playing, that I ripped them out of my ears, yelled a 4 letter word, and threw the stupid things across the room. It turns out that the "damaging frequencies" that earplugs filter out, were the ones that I really liked to hear comming out of my bass stack. Turning down the volume was not an option. I needed to hear AND feel each and every note that I played. I had to choose between my 2 loves: Play music, or hear music. That decision took awhile. It was two and a half years between that audiology test, and my final performance with Impaler.
I am currently employed as a "facilities maintenance worker" in Minneapolis, and working behind the scenes for Impaler, building props, and trying to keep Dr. Corpse from bludgeoning Mr. Lindsey with a steel folding chair.

You wanted the best, you've got the best, the hottest band in the world:


1987 "Minnesota Music Awards" nomination.

Erik Allyn's discography:


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My Interests

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Music:

Metal, punk & glam

Suzi Quatro
Joan Jett
Wendy O. Williams
Girlschool
The Sweet
The Misfits
Impaler
Hanoi Rocks
Slade
The Ramones

Movies:

Blood & guts type horror movies, stupid comedies, and movies in which lot's of things blow up.

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Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Family guy, The War at Home, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Hogan knows best, The Osbornes, Married with Children, That 70's Show, Malcolm in the Middle, Cops, Mad TV, Blue Collar TV, SNL, Monster Jam and Monsters of Destruction, ( I'm SO white trash ) MN Twins baseball, MN Wild hockey, MN Vikings football, and "Metal Mania" and "Rock Fest" on VH1 Classic.

Books:

Is "TV Guide" a book?

Heroes:

My dentist, Dr. Joan Jakubas DDS. As any musician can tell you: rock & roll doesn't have a dental plan. By the time I decided to hang up my bass guitar, it had been 20 years since I saw a dentist. Joan and her staff, along with their liberal use of novacaine and laughing gas made it possible for me to smile for the camera again.

My Blog

2007, not a bad year at all

Well, the year 2007 is almost over, and as years go, it didn't totally suck.  I saw many cool bands, went to some movies, and went to several MN Twins baseball games. I replaced my old piece...
Posted by Erik Allyn on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:21:00 PST

Christmas song that pisses me off

I'm willing to bet 1 million dollars, that the asshole who wrote "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow" never had to wake up at four o-clock in the goddamn morning, snowblow his driveway so he can ge...
Posted by Erik Allyn on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST