I just want to let you know that we will be keeping this page up as a tribute to our hero. please feel free to post comments on earl - memories, messages, photos!
thank you. and peace.
brian j huebner / aka mr dark and spooky / aka the dark sausage!
stuff no one reads:
I do a radio show on KFAI 90.3 FM Minneapolis and 106.7 FM in St.Paul...for almost 19 years now. Wow...time flies when you're fucking up. Yes...it is called the Root of all Evil and it is the home for real and true metal here in the Twin Towns of Terror (but I play ALOT of other ugly and stupid music also). The show broadcasts 1 to 6 am Sunday morning ...ahh...Saturday night...whatever. You can waste a huge amount of your mundane existence by going to www.kfai.org and going to the archives section and listening in during the day (you pussy)
I play in the symphonic opera metal band called AESMA DAEVA for about 4 years now. We have 3 out of our 4 CD's still in print (unless you are a cunt and buy those shitball boots) and our DVD will come out some4time whenever we feel it's ready for you to see....or maybe never....depending on money, time and ...well...in this life .....those are the ruling planets. You can go to my number 1 in my friends list and click there to learn about all our hilarious antics in what I like to call "Life in a Band Part 6". It is challenging and and even tho I am not so lucky in life...I am lucky to have them and be included in such a diverse and talented group (and I am lucky at cards sometimes also). There is even more fun to be had on the box by going to my blogs and seeing our 'official' websites...sounds demanding? Nahh...it's easy sitting on your ass in your underwear bitch.
I also used to waste time in a small cover band called 'On The Rocks'. We went thru 3 lead female singers in the 2 years we were together and there is still 'touble brewing' as they say...whoever the fuck 'they' is (let's go kill them). You can go to www.ontherockslive.com to learn how I used to roll over and take a corncob in the ass for fun and profiet...and may do it again. I am a prostitute.
I used to own the Root Cellar Records for about 15 years but closed it up due to the fact that I was so stupid I was ready to put another $30,000 on my house to keep that energy and time vac alive. I am glad it's dead...at least most of of it. I do miss the dudes and camrades that made it what it was...but...well...change sucks, but it's still better than treading water. I still sell shit on greEdBAY under the cutsie moniker ROOTY...for people are stupid and its the opposite of me and easy to remember. I also have an insanly old and out dated store at www.rootofallevil.com...so by all means...go there an order a bunch of shit we are out of stock on ...makes my life grand.... grand I tell ya....grand
I also played in the REAL metal band DISTURBED for about 8 years in the late 80's/early 90's and did a video show on cable for about 5 years and I worked on a scallop boat, own my own meger record lable, was a 'high stakes' dealer in a casino, was a sheet rocker and roofer, operarted heavy machinery under the influence of some serious drugs, collected 80,000 records, obtained an incurable diasease, was a roadie for Yanni (pre-Yanni), found true love and have temporarily misplaced it, and my nervous twitch is playing with my hair. I know...this is all fascinating isn't it. Funny thing is...everyone of these statements is true...