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In his own words:"I'm slightly hard of hearing, but I can see for miles and miles and miles. And miles and miles and miles and miles and I'm good at predicting who will get fat when they are old and/or become a serial killer."Likes:counterculture, bohemians, self identified posers, nerds, pop-corn, cop-porn, masterbation, hidden beach, planet unicorn, avoiding work, sadists, old music thats new to me, gay-rights activism, civil unrest, chaos, pissing off "normal" people, pissing on "normal" people, going down, BIKES, walking, laughing with old people, Jack & Rexalla VanImpe, scars, very small apartments.Dislikes:mainstream consumer culture, people with glitter on their myspace page, DAVE, toe jam, sunburn, toasters that dont work properly, cars, too much wind, bill collectors, your teeth, people who dont get sarcasm. hunger, racism, biggotry, facism, the police state, people who fear using their own freedom, oppression, violence, hate, homophobics, war