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2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.TO ALL THE LOVELY LADIES OUT THERE WHO READ THIS...I KNOW THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO AT LEAST A FEW OF THESE DRUNKEN ACTS. SADLY ENOUGH, MOST OF THEM ARE TRUE BUT I HOPE YOU GET A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF THEM LIKE I DID. WELL LIVE LIFE, HAVE FUN, AND KEEP UP THE DRUNKEN GOOD TIMES! CHEERS!my name is rachel {el not ael},i grew up in richfield,mn. i was in ballet for 12yrs, i have a huge family,and i love pets. my family has been thruogh alot this year,but what doesnt kill ya makes u stronger.i love my kids but i also love to party(when i can) i know alot of people so im not on myspace to make friends, if ya wanna be friends email me but remember 1st impressions are everything. i hate haters and posers and loooosers.i love people especially people who just dont give a fuck! i am a great mom.i love bad boys and good girls who party hard! but know when to be serious(remeber i am a mommy) i use to be stripper and did some modeling for penthouse. i love tattoos and think its sexy! i love rock n roll but i love hiphop too! i hate people who think they are the shit i dont like people to feel sorry for me, i dont! but i do have a heart and sympathize for others when need, .so party single,drink double and see triple! !=="