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Here i am partyin hard on new yeers eve! i was ridin dirty (whatevr that means)
here is my 2007 Chrissums card
welp, ima back from mardy grass. dang it was a rough trip but a lot of fun. i ran outta money on mah way thar. the gremlin don't get as gooda mileage as i thought. but thank God my daughter muffy paypaled me $100. she said if i never call her mah daughter again i dont haffta pay it back. but i caint do that to her.
anyway, long story short: pubes dyed purple, a girlfriend that turned out to be a boyfriend, wakin up in a bed with refried beans and cheetos on the sheets, and more beads than i could pack in the back of the gremlin. yew fill in the blanks.
here's a pickshur. that gal on the right is a chick that let me stay in her van in exchange fer favors. the guy with the box on his head is drew breeze, saints QB. And the feller on the left has a nasty case of acne or somethin but he sure was a nice feller. offered to drive back with me and be mah new roommate. alls i can say is i cant wait till next year!!!! MON DIEU!!!!! (I learnt that from a cajun feller)
check out the sweet new ride i juss bought!!!!
Myspace banned me for naughty behavior. As you can see, i'm back in action.i even got me onna them extream beauty make overs. i got hair transplants, a new Armany suit, veneers in my mouth, a manicure, the corns removed from mah feet, and much more. including a french wax of mah private parts. whoops can i say that?!?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Muh daughters Muffy, Daisy May and also that Paris Hiltoon I been hearin' so much about!

My Blog

makeing some extra $$$

hay yall. i wanted two update you on my latest projeckt. i am tryin too get a nuff money togethur to go to mardy grass in new orlins. this is one of my favorite things to do this time of year, well...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:29:00 GMT

mah chrissums list (fer anyone intristed)

1. new underwares. i want to try them tight kind that the french wear2. tinactin3. car freshiners4. some new games fer mah video game system. i got atari.5. a puppy6. marie osmunds new cd7. a new engl...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:10:00 GMT

i been in jail yawl

welp, you mighta notised that i haint been around all summer. its on accounta i got caught up in a sting operation at the walmarts where i work. if yew all recall, i wassa workin outside i...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:41:00 GMT

as yew can see, i wentn got a new job!!!

i went down to walmarts and tole them i wasa sorry fer the misunderstandin with mah greeter job. they said they had an openin that would be perfect fer me. THE EASTER WEEK GREETER!!!!!!i s...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:09:00 GMT

welp, its offishul. ima spammer.

So whut? deal.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:36:00 GMT

Lissen up and lissen good all you a-holes!!!!

yew know who yew are!!! if yew leave me a commint axin me to check out ringtones, free purses, penis pills, credit cards, etc. i will block your ass. i'm too damn busy bein a pimp and a lady...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:34:00 GMT

i went to the doctor and i am diagnosed with

a condishun called SSS. it stands fer "Sudden Shart Syndrome". if i get to laughin or cryin too hard, out comes the shit squirts. it's so embarrasin, but the doc said that it's commo...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:25:00 GMT

advice neaded please

hay yawl. welp, i got a new job at the subway. many of yew already know i was fired from my greeter post at the walmart super center on accounta i was huggin folks too tight.anyway, i am now a sandwic...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:49:00 GMT

St. Pats

I don't want to talk abowt it..,.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Peaple are so mean!

do yew know that just this week someone made funna me fer losin 2 jobs AND tole me that I look like a frosted cake in this shirt. what happent to lovin' thy nabor? dammit.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:14:00 GMT