Cleo

Back off girls, you sluts! My Space is mine now and there ain't nothin' you can do about it! I am the new Queen on this block and your men are mine... What? You don't think so... HA! LOL... Honey, the men look in my eyes and it's over... out for the count 1...2...3... dat ass is mine. Woo-Hoo!!! And I sex'em up with the old 1-2 in my shoe, 3-4 in my car, 5-6 in the mix, 7-8 in a crate. Woo-Hoo!!! I'm the sexiest bitch-ity-bitch-bitch-bitch alive!!!Anyway, I've been on My Space for like 3 days now and my page is blowing up! You hear that, girls... BLOWING UP! It appears that the men would like to know a little more about me, like that is any surprise.........My life has basically been flipped upside-down after my leg was lopped off in a freakish logging accident in Oregon. Up until that time I was training for the 400m butterfly at the Atlanta Olympics... Oh well, shit happens. As you can already tell, I have a great attitude!!! I certainly am an optimist. And if you don't believe me then just wait while I tell you a little story.........It wasn't so long ago that I was dating an elderly blind man because he was rich. People would always say things to me like... "Cleo, you are such a gold-digger." And I would say... "Yeah, so? What's it to you? You'd better back up, Bitch! Or I'll kung-fu your ass like Eric Roberts!" Sure enough they would back the fuck up... Anyhoo... So I'm having sex with this elderly blind man and he dies! Just like that. I mean, it's like one minute he's there and the next minute... Heartattack. Gasp gasp. Fading pulse. No breathing. Dead. Gone. No more. And it is just so sad!!! Anyhoo... People would say to me... "Cleo, what did you expect? He was half dead when you met him." And I would say... "No, he was half alive when I met him." And there you have it... See what I mean? I am an opptimist and a positively sexy gal!!!