Sun, music, animals, animal rights, astronomy, ancient history, mythology, dogs, target shooting. Music, coffee, Mother Ocean, the beach, playing on the beach, playing in the water, cuttlefish, Architeuthis, surfing movies, mystery, books, reading, research, stars, star myths, hiking, running, dogs, dogs, dogs, laughing, Ping Pong, Scrabble, avoiding phone calls, taking pictures, Raw Foods, cooking, Greek food (my favorite), small humans, merry-making, watching little kids dance at weddings, being kind, helping others, gardening, love. I'm in love with love. And meteor showers, I live for those.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Fly
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 1/2 inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: A long line of flies
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weakness: manly biceps, accents, good winkers, fetted fruit, paper plates,
Your Fears:
Humans, large fly-eating plants,newspaper, flat rubber objects with long handles
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yeah Baby! Woo-Woo! Spank Me!
Thoughts First Waking Up: 1)Where am I and why am I here? 2) Yeah Baby! Woo-Woo! Spank Me!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, and I've been told, my fronto-orbital bristles
Your Bedtime: When ever you're ready my little Love Bug!
Your Most Missed Memory: trick question for sure!
Pepsi or Coke: Is beer a choice here?
Single or Group Dates: Yeah Baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: OK
Cappuccino or Coffee: Buzzzzzzz
Do you Swear: Pretty much everyday
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: Who wants to know?
Have you Been in Love: Everytime...
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that, now I want to go to the beach
Do you belive in yourself: Cogito Ergosum
Do you get Motion Sickness: I was built for speed
Do you think you are Attractive: What do YOU think, that's all that matters my little Blow-fly...
Are you a Health Freak: Yes! I am, more on the freak side but, ok, maybe more like a healthy freak!
Do you get along with your Parents: I did but they took off
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, I do not like loud noises, Thunderheart, I loved that Val Kilmer movie!
Do you play an Instrument: learning the Dulcimer, trying to learn guitar and harmonica, I keep trying
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rancid wine cooler residue, Bannana extract, dregs of a bachelorette's Kegger party
In the past month have you Smoked: I don't think I like your questions...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ah Ha! Now I see Mr. Bush DEA spy. NO.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: OOOOHHH HOOOO HOOOO! Woo Hoo, Humma Humma, Chew-Chew, Nack-a-Waka-Ding-Dong. Yes!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: If I died and went to Hell I would be forced to wander Hell Mall for all eternity, looking for the exit
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I live for that, I've been dumped in a dumpster, Honey-Pot, Corona bottle, and a Hefty-Hefty Cinch-Sak
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Spank Me!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts, Time, Malodorous Moments,
Ever been Drunk: Hard to recall
Ever been called a Tease: "Fickle asshoooole", I remember that one, "Shwetty Balls", "Freak of Nature" but "Tease"...I think not!
Ever been Beaten up: Spanked, gently bitten, chased around the manure pile, that kind of thing...Platystomatidaea, My Big PHAT Patty, you were such a naughty nanny!
Ever Shoplifted: Plate lifted, the random drop of spilled beer... nothing CRAZY, I eat what you don't want so don't mind me
How do you want to Die: In the mouth of a very large bottomfeeder after a day of surfing, sex, and sun would be excellent!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Height: 1/2 inch or so
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hey G-Bush-Nazi-spy, I don't even know you! Spanish Fly. Thats all you get. Get a real job survey man!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Holding that fart in during the Bush swearing in ceremony, Not eating that "last bite", crapping my pants at the world semi-finals pie eating contest... I could go on"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
Bottomfeeder, John Prine, Mark Knopfler, Jack Johnson, Beatles, Kalai, Irish Fiddle, Bagpipes, Samba, Spanish Guitar, Celtic, Dick Gaughan, Christy Moore, Clan Wallace, Eddi Reader, Maura O'Connell, Nanci Griffith, Wulf, Joni Mitchell, Aretha Franklin, James Taylor, Susan Tedeschi, Bob Marley, Lowell George, Little Feat, Stephen Stills, Dire Straits, Jewel, Queen, Dixie Chicks. I would like to give kudos to my fellow fly musicians: Seazon of the Fly, Flypaper Orchestra, The Dos Spanish Flies, Flyleaf, Fire Flies, The Sunday Flies, Soulfly, Dead Fly Buchowski, The Buzzin Flies, and The Flies.Lyrics; Simple Device **Fire Flies** You sleep in slime, and you wake up in dirt,and you can't remember much, but you know that something hurt, And you say: "Why must I be so small? I don't know what to say.I never know what to say."
BRAVEHEART = My favorite.I sometimes watch old Bruce Lee movies. If Master Lee were a fly he would kick some serious human ass! Pretty much anything Russell Crowe has been in. Tombstone (Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday in that movie was unforgettable)The Long Kiss Goodnight, Domino, Contact, Instinct (Every one should watch that Anthony Hopkins film) French Kiss. I do lean toward revenge movies but I love funny movies too. I like to see people triumph over great odds. The Mask of Zorro was great. One of my all time favorite films would have to be The Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya is my Spanish alter-ego and I desperately love him. Conspiracy Theory, Gladiator, and the way under-rated Don Juan DeMarco. Old scary movies, especially those about oversized, angry animals vs stupid people.I love old Mystery Science Theater 3000 re-runs and anything Monty Python!
Hey! I'm on the television!
Far Side, Calvin and Hobbs, Beatrix Potter, Dean Koontz, Carl Sagan, Gurdjieff, Any thing By Victor Mair, Poetry, esp. Robert Burns & ancient Chinese poetry. The Hidden Messages In Water, Thor Heyerdahl esp. Kon-Tiki, Cookbooks in general, books on time travel, ancient history, ghosts, mythology and fly related books: The Hidden Life of Flies, Dung For Dummies, Fear of Flying, Advanced Yoga for Multi-Legged Creatures, Sex Secrets of Ancient Atlantis, that kind of thing.
My friend Zeke, animal rescuer and the founder of Road Home Rescue. An animal rescue in Tennessee where abuse victims can leave their pets when the flee to safety was found INNOCENT! INNOCENT! INNOCENT! ALL CHARGES! a few days ago! I thank everyone who took the time to sign his petition and or donate to his legal fund. It meant the world to me, and to him.Many times over the years he has been called in to physically remove abused and dying animals from the homes where the abuse is happening. These are dangerous and psychologically traumatizing rescues. Zeke has placed his life on the line for abuse victims and their pets many times. He was being hauled into court on trumped up charges as retaliation for exposing the blind eye being turned toward animal abuse of all types in his state and in particular the starving of horses (pictures on his myspace page).Mr. Fly"I face 20+ years in prison. I am being slammed with heavy charges I feel are the retaliation on me whistle blowing on a large equine rescue that involved 100+ horses in dire need as well as the well publicized Morgan county case involving 17 starving and dead animals. I did this rescue and an action alert slammed the judge so hard he took it out on us, the rescuers. There is so much more to this story but I cant talk just yet. It's surreal. I cant believe it is even happening!"Help Zeke, Sign This Petition
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