I am a Bichon Friche. I live with The Stern Man, Mom, Joe, and Steven. They are my humans. I love them. They are good to me and give me treats. They laugh at me alot and I usually like that, so I act silly most of the time. If you try to sit on Mom's lap I will push you off. I can be very obstinate. I try to speak humanese sometimes but it always comes out "Habba".(hah-bah) Habba can mean many things. I habba go out. I habba that toy. I need to habba that plastic grocery bag. I habba Mom's attention and you are not to interfere or I will habba your head.
Isabelle and Gus live in the house with me. Isabelle is my love. I need to take care of her because she is losing her eyesight. Gus lives outside part of the time in his own house. He is older than dirt and hates my guts. I am pretty sure it's because he is in love with my mom and Isabelle. Hey, he could roam around in here too if he wouldn't pish on the furniture. Sometimes when he is in his crate, (which is like a freakin condo) I will go try to talk sense to him. He just says, "Boy, I'm gonna tear your head off." He looks and sounds alot like Jack Nicholson. But I'm sure his breath smells better. Anyway...I usually take umbrage to the whole wanting to kill me scenario. Yeah, I get mouthy. Then I get yelled at! Mom NEVER hears what he says first. MAN! I tried to tell her that he was setting booby traps for her in the canine recreation facilty by digging holes and strategically placing old axe handles and rubber balls in her path. He likes to make her go drag him out of his dog house, when it's time to come in for the evening. This dude even has a blue flannel jacket cause his hair is so thin... Oh well, he has what Mom calls "seniority". Maybe you get that by pishing on the furniture. Who knows?
Mayzie lives in Colorado with her humans.
Mayzie the Wench
They have a human pup named Grraham. He came to see me and I licked his fingers and the top of his head very gently. He was born 12 weeks early but now he is getting fatter like me. He is my buddy. He can fly. I have never seen him do this but I was looking around for him and Mom said, "He flew back to Colorado, Buddy." She looked sad so I gave her a small lick.
Reggie did live with us, but now he lives with Carly and Jack. He was needed because they had a human puppy in March. He likes puppies. He lived with another family and they just decided to give him away. He was sad for a while but we loved him right out of that. I think he is spoiled by Carly. He comes over to play all the time and we habba the best time. He let me habba a small lick of the new puppy's head. That pup is so sweet. He has red fur on his head. He doesn't pet me yet like Grahamsparrow, but he will. Then he will be big enough to play pirates with us.
I love my antjoy. When I hear her Dodge Ram drive by my house I get excited. I always think she is coming to see ME. She doesn't come and see me enough. She lives with Dan the Dog, who also has seniority all over town. He and Gus are in the same category.
We are happy and The Stern Man says that we run the show. Not a bad life at all. HABBA.
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