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Robert Burns

Bring on the 250th!!

About Me

I'm no really 100, but they winnae let ye put on that you're 248. I was born in 1759 in Ayrshire and led a marvellous life of poetry, travel, social abandon and luve. There's too much to tell here - why no read some o my verses? But bear wi me - this writing business taks a bit o time! A' your favourites will be here in due course - and maybe even some new yins!HAPPY 25th TAE ANE AND A'!.. width="425" height="350" ..WHA'S VISITED RAB...
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My Interests

Poetry. Farmwork. Socialising. Travelling. Victualling. Mice. I'll lea' the rest tae your fertile and nae doot fulsome imaginations!

I'd like to meet:

Mary Campbell. Robert Fergusson. William Soutar. Mary Queen o' Scots (rrrr). John Keats. Sir Walter Scott. Arthur Montford. John Paul Jones, founder of the modern American Navy. Tam Samson. Thomas Paine. Ally MacLeod. Jamie Boswell - ocht!Myspace Backgrounds

Music:

Andy Stewart. Peter Morrison. Moira Anderson. Max Houliston. Jimmy Shand. The Alexander Brothers. Kenneth MacKellar. The Corries. The MacCalmans. Eddi Reader. The Battlefield Band. Old Blind Dogs. Matt McGinn. The Whistlebinkies. The Laggan. Hamish Imlach. Archie Fisher (MBE). But The Tartan Lads were awfu', nae argument.YON PAULO NUTINI'S NO' A BAD CHANTER THOUGH!

Movies:

The Life o Robert Burns (1926).

Television:

The White Heather Club. Para Handy. Monarch o the Glen. Scotsport. Tutti Frutti.

Books:

Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect. A grand read! A Highland Miscellany. The Social Contrac, Rousseau. The Rights of Man. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck.

Heroes:

William Wallace. Robert the Bruce. Jean-Jacques Rousseau. George Washington. Allan Ramsay. Robert Fergusson. Archie Gemmill.

My Blog

THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER UPDATED

THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER UPDATED   This day o' days, the ane that saw my birth, I cast my een doon, squinting, at the earth, And wish tae be replete in joy and mirth Wi' ilka chie...
Posted by Robert Burns on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST

Rabbie's Life - so far!

This is my life story, as written in some tome or ither. Just a wee flavour o' what I got up tae, and hoo I got aroond. The lesson o' my daith is...dinnae tak the watters at Palnackie tae cure your i...
Posted by Robert Burns on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Nine Inch Will Please A Lady

Here's a wee number I lear'd aff a lassRicht afore I approached her and grabbed at her tass!Come rede me dame, come tell me dame,My dame come tell me truly,What length o' graith when weel ca'd hameWil...
Posted by Robert Burns on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:14:00 PST

Naething!

"...The lover may sparkle and glow,Approaching his bonnie bit gay thing;But marriage will soon let him knowHe's gotten - a buskit-up naething.The Poet may jingle and rhyme,In hopes of a laureate wrea...
Posted by Robert Burns on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Beer!

THE DEMON DRINKERThere's nocht sae wersh as curdl't beerThat's hogged the barrel for o'er a year,But I wad forfeit a' my gearWhen drouthie wi' the need o't.Oddtimes, a chiel wha's sound and fierWill p...
Posted by Robert Burns on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST

ON AULD AGE

ON AULD AGE Lang syne I fished the watters deep For ocht ava that I could eat. But noo I fish the nerra lin Wha's watters daily past me rin.   A muckle craft I skipper't then Wi' trawlin nets ilk...
Posted by Robert Burns on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST

Jings - anither richt clarty verse frae 'The Merry Muses'!

  Nae Hair On't TUNE: Gillicrankie Yestreen I wed a lady fair, An ye wad believe me, On her cunt there growes nae hair, That's the thing that grieves me.   It vexed me sair, it plagued me sa...
Posted by Robert Burns on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:21:00 PST

A Man's A Man For A' That

Is there for honest Poverty That hings his head, an' a' that; The coward slave-we pass him by, We dare be poor for a' that! For a' that, an' a' that. Our toils obscure an' a' that, The rank is but th...
Posted by Robert Burns on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:21:00 PST

FREEDOM!

SCOTS WHA HAEScots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled, Scots, wham Bruce has aften led, Welcome to your gory bed Or to victorie! Now's the day, and now's the hour: See the front o' battle lour, See approac...
Posted by Robert Burns on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:01:00 PST

Cock Up Your Beaver!

This is yin o my favourite verses, and pox on ony yin wha taks a different meaning, for shame!JOHNIE LAD, COCK UP YOUR BEAVER When first my brave Johnie lad came to this town, He had a blue bonnet tha...
Posted by Robert Burns on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:50:00 PST