Contact TablesWell, I am a lover, not a hater baby. No mission is impossible, that's what I always say. It all began a long, long time ago...I was used to defeat a foul, black beast known as an EARWIG! To this day I am deadly afeared of the heinous creatures. Those I rescued took me under their wing and in turn rescused me from...the attic.Then began a wonderous adventure...to the OUTSIDE!At the time, my lovestick and I were heavily involved with a siren called Alaska.Our nights were hot and sweaty and our days filled with laughter. Until the Jezzabelle left me for that plastic-haired freak Ken. She claimed my facial hair was too manly for her but she LIED!!! Twas because of my impotence!!!! ARRRRR!Since the sheer wonder that is Viagra I am on the prowl for a new lover (Barbie, mmmm sweet Barbie) Photos welcome.Many adventure surely await me...keep abreast (mmmm) of my journey here.I love you...always.Cheesyx
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