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Mister Hipbone

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About Me

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I've never been a pawnbroker, but I've pawned shit because I was broke.
You wanna know about me? Just ask. Never poke a monkey with a stick, unless it tells you to.
"Its seems most strange to me that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come." ~ William Shakespeare
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long, plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs... There is also a negative side." -- Hunter S. Thompson
"If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking is freedom." ~ Dwight Eisenhower
"The difference between myself and a madman is I am not mad" ~ Salvador Dali
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." ~ Groucho Marx

My Interests

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You are rated Ao for Adults Only, ages 18 and up. You are completely relentless! You'll swear, drink, smoke, do drugs, and not give a shit who sees. You'll take any risk, regardless of the consequences and give it 100 percent.

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Myspace Layouts I like to play disc golf, which is gaining in popularity around these parts. I enjoy long walks. I enjoy good times with my friends and hard times at work. I like to write extensively, both poetry and composition. RaNdOm HuMoR is one of my ventures, so go to my buddy list and add us! RaNdOm HuMoR is guaranteed to cure cancers, but only the big ones you can see from space. The kinds not even broccoli and cauliflower can prevent. And I like beer.

I'd like to meet:

+++Well, I've already met Weird Al Yankovic, and that about makes it complete for me. (see my pics)+++
WTF / The End Of The World

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Music:

centerGive me anything with an actual guitar playing in it and I'll be happy.

Movies:

Wes Craven, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Sam Raimy, George Romero, Tom Savini, Rob Zombie, Edward D Wood Jr (Plan 9 From Outer Space Baby, YEAH!!), Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Gunnar Hansen, Tobin Bell (I want to play a game with you), COME ON GUYS FUCKIN SCARE ME!!!!

Television:

ADULT SWIM RULES!!

Books:

The World According to Garp by John Irving. Piers Anthony, Terry Brooks, Mercedes Lackey, and JRR Tolkien. Jay Leno's book Leading With My Chin.

Heroes:

LORENA BELLE McQUEEN - SEPTEMBER 12, 1912 to March 8, 2007. MILTON RAY BOECK, SR. - JANUARY 18, 1939 to DECEMBER 28, 2006.
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My Blog

Me Earth Dee Blogee

I'm no good at talking about girls, but since Mother Earth has her day today, I thought I'd release this blog.  Earth, I'm not sure if I should apologize for being male and having this natu...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

Goddammit I’m Fat

I’ve got this achin’ hunger, I can feel it from head to toe, I wake with it every morning, As I eat my third taquito. And then lunchtime comes, Friends they gather ’round I pull out ...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

Patent Pending

(Note:  Sorry about the delay in blogs, I kinda got wrapped up in work and then my computer went to the shop for 3 weeks.  I’ll catch up.  Thanks for looking, and have a great day...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:31:00 PST

The Wonder of the World

(note:  another poem based loosely on whatever the hell i'm thinking about right now, which is mostly some pretty random stuff.  Enjoy!  And thanks for the blog views ~ LF) Got my ...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

Alone

(I'm so sorry for this.  I hate myself for being who I am sometimes, and I never ever wished for it to end up this way.  I wish I could've changed everything.  Now, there's only words t...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:54:00 PST

Hardcore Zombie Threesome Action

A quote from me for laughs.  "If I had my druthers, and I could choose between the past two girlfriends I've had, or 2 zombies for one night in a wild threesome... I would go with the zombies." ~...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:50:00 PST

The Black Top Hat

(NOTE:  Its a little Seuss-y, but its fun to read.  And thanks for looking.) A brown bat flew down to speak to a cat on a corner wearing a black top hat. "Why would a cat wear a top hat?" as...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:19:00 PST

The Inhuman Man

The only control that has been proven to severity May increase your ability to get diseased. And chronic health may ensue. Increasing the risks of blank stares and sleepy zone-outs, Decreasing blood r...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:46:00 PST

The Road to the Golden Trophy

I don't ask myself for much in this race. I kinda leave myself the hardest things to love the most, And love the line I have to wait in to get the golden trophy. Three days into a coma inducing glaz...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:08:00 PST

Allowance Of Pride

The caution of the New Year has placed its grief upon my wallet. Chingle chingle of change no longer credits itself to my debit card, And the jingling bells of Christmas are eating up my tax time allo...
Posted by Mister Hipbone on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST